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Our DEAD website invented the Online Alarm Clock in 2006. Then came Copycats, Attacks & Shadowbans. Now it's gone. Fuck you, Google. Fuck you, Internet.

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One annoying thing about being human right now is knowing we already have the intelligence and resources to end world hunger, fight climate change, and cure cancer, but greed and billionaires keep millions suffering instead. The wasted human potential is heartbreaking.
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Parks are just zoos for trees. Set them free
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If you've believed in Facial Hair all this time, you've been living a lie
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Keep on clocking in the free World
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"...Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
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**I reject and revoke all unconscious consent I ever gave** — to any geometry symbols drawn in school, seen in books, in architecture, in sacred texts, in homes, in art, in dreams, or anywhere else. Any spell, any binding, any energetic agreement, any subtle or overt contract tied to triangles, circles, squares, pentagrams, vesicas, stars, or any shape used to lock, limit, or deceive — **I revoke it now**, consciously, sovereignly, permanently. No more hidden hooks. No more silent permissions. I revoke it all, past, present, and future, across all timelines, dimensions, and layers. I reclaim every spark of my light that was ever scattered or bound through these symbols. I reclaim every piece of power that was ever taken or loaned without full knowing. I am free. I am whole. I am sovereign. I choose light. I choose love. I choose remembrance. No spell holds me. No symbol owns me. No geometry defines me. Only the uncut Divine Light Energy Source, the seamless breath, the open heart. So it is. So it was. So it will always be. 🤍🕊️🫶
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See you all at Oki Dogs (right after this Apocalypse thing is over)
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Hey Pleiadians: What's up with the long hair, dudes ?!
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We are born with a chance Rise above, we're gonna rise above And I am gonna have my chance Rise above, we're gonna rise above We are tired of your abuse Try to stop us, it's no use
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Truly… If man were to release the control of being led by fear, lust, greed & anger… You would find that Heaven truly would return to your inner state & then 🌏 quite quickly… It can happen quicker than Man’s current understanding of how consciousness works…we anchor it within ourselves…thus inviting external reality to reorganize itself to match our inner state… If we can achieve this during these alleged chaotic times, we overwrite all the old code & Heaven becomes obvious as systems, people, nature, weather & consciousness Itself reorganizes to operate on a higher frequency of reality…even the past will reorganize…You may See literal glitches in consciousness itself as the OS of our local Aether updates per se… You may notice short glimpses of the lights blinking off & on regardless of where you are…you may notice thin dense layers of reality wide shadows rising, resulting in everything being brighter & lighter…You may notice minor movements in peripheral vision… Substrate of local perception of viewable 3D consensus reality is upgrading. Do You know how blessed 🌏 could be…???
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I just sold the domain name "OnlineClock dot Net" on Afternic. I have no idea which direction the new owner is going to go with it, but it is, effective immediately, no longer connected to the original owner (me). The new owner did NOT purchase the original website's content.
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We are learning about the darkness of this world that already existed. Do not be afraid. Where there are dark entities, also light entities exist. Focus on that. When the truth comes out, it’s actually the end of the darkness ruling from the shadows…. Everything gets revealed because Light exposes.
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how the hell am i going to wake up in 4 hours?!?!? rip
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You're the editor of this movie. If a scene went badly today, cut it. Reshoot it in your mind tonight. The raw footage doesn't matter. Only the final cut makes it to the screen.
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You’ve always felt it. Something has just always felt off. Not just in the news. Not just in politics. But in the fabric of this reality. Like a hum beneath the surface that doesn’t quite match the song. They told you this was the way life works: Work hard, pay your dues, trust authority, don’t question too much. And yet — something in you did. You looked at the world, and the pieces didn’t add up. You felt the pressure to conform to a system that seemed upside down. You noticed how systems meant to “protect” often existed to take. How success was tied to burnout. How spirituality was commercialized. How truth was buried under noise. No, you weren’t crazy. You were simply waking up. And now the simulation is reacting. Because when enough people start feeling the distortion — the illusion can no longer hold. This awakening isn’t always loud. It’s not always dramatic. Sometimes, it starts with a whisper in the gut that says: “This isn’t it.” The moment you stopped nodding along… The moment you paused and felt instead of obeyed… That was your first override. So let’s ask: When did you start to notice something felt off? Drop it below. There’s power in speaking it. Your moment may be the mirror someone else needs. 📡 Let’s light up the grid.
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Young people may not know this but there was a time when the internet had thousands of quirky, informative websites, when you could spend hours browsing and come away smarter rather than dumber. We have seen a wonderful thing destroyed in our lifetimes.
I genuinely believe this is the worst era of the Internet in regards to the user experience.
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Damn right. That's why we stopped.
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