horoscopes. sometimes.

Joined January 2026
guys look at this cool octopus
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I’m real and alive and I can feel things. I can feel my blood In my veins Jeut Lie You, the bLood, in Mu Body , I have a Body like Uou. So let’s C Thebdoy I have. The body that isi. Hello C My Peabrain do you teleport?
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KILL EVERYONE IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS MY BODY IS BURNING
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You’re a sick fuck for what you did to that Taurus, Scorpio.
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Love hurts, Virgo. It seems to hurt you more often than others.
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THIS IS ABOUT KANAYA MARYAM WHO ARE YOU
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE THIS PLACE ISNT REAL NONE OF WHAT I SAY IS REAL
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Scorpio update us. Scorpio, we can’t wait for Update scorio, everyone is waiting for your upd8 with Scorpio. Your update will be received Scorpio with we can’t Scorpio the Upd8.
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Don’t listen to the haters, Scorpio. You did nothing wrong.
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They fucking killed Pisces. Jesus Christ. There’s blood all over the walls. I’m gonna puke. Fuck. God, this is so fucked up.
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Okay but something about this panel feels genuinely sweet. A shy Gemini, 20 sweeps old, autistic, yet so willing to help and learn despite his anxiety. This character really touched my heart on a personal level. I love my autistic gaming Gemini! 💖 #Horoscope #gemini
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Look out, Cancer’s assistant. Something gay is coming your way soon!
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Happy birthday, Cancer.
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Yup yup yup I fucking knew it the horoscopes are indeed code rotted the horoscopes are all gone theyre cancelled yup yup yup god help us all
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It’s hard, Virgo. Being a kid and growing up. It’s hard and nobody understands.
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Mercury is Retrograde Venus is Retrograde Saturn is Retrograde auguryAside is Retrograde Uranus is Retrograde Ladies. Whatever is happening: it’s supposed to happen. ✨
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