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Cooper. he/him 25. Disabled ace Marxist-Leninist. Librarian and caretaker. I like Misato. dropshippers DNI. 'you are like a thinking person' - slime_machine

Iowa City, IA
Joined August 2014
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The best way to describe my politics is that everything I jerk off to (hentai, erotica) is harmless and should be legal. But porn starring real people should be banned because it's patriarchal.
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ๆˆ‘ๅ‡บ็”Ÿๅœจ๏ผš๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๆˆ‘็š„ๅ›ฝ็ฑ๏ผš๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ไผš่ฏด็š„่ฏญ่จ€๏ผš๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๅนณๆ—ถ็”Ÿๆดป็š„ๅœฐๆ–น๏ผš๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๆˆ‘็œ‹่ฟ‡็š„้ป„็ฏ‡๏ผš๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿณ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆฃ๐Ÿฆ“๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ›๐Ÿฆ’๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐ŸงŽโ€โžก๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿฆฏโ€โžก๏ธ๐Ÿง–โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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ๅ›ใฎใƒใƒณใƒใƒณใฏ็งใฎใƒใƒณใƒใƒณใ‚ˆใ‚Šใ‚‚ๅคงใใ„ใ‹ใ‚‚ใ—ใ‚Œใชใ„ใŒใ€ ๅ›ใฎ่„ณใฟใใฏ็งใฎ้‡‘็މใ‚ˆใ‚Šใ‚‚็ขบๅฎŸใซๅฐใ•ใ„ใชใ€‚
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Can she make the self image thoughts any darker by chance?
โ€œEvery possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,โ€ writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,โ€‹ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as โ€œsoulless edgelord fareโ€ โ€” and all the times sheโ€™s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a โ€œwhorish foilโ€ to a famous friend of hers. โ€œAs much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective Iโ€™ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,โ€ Wolk writes. โ€œIt cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.โ€ Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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โ€œEvery possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,โ€ writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,โ€‹ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as โ€œsoulless edgelord fareโ€ โ€” and all the times sheโ€™s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a โ€œwhorish foilโ€ to a famous friend of hers. โ€œAs much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective Iโ€™ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,โ€ Wolk writes. โ€œIt cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.โ€ Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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oh my god who fucking caressssssssssss
โ€œEvery possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,โ€ writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay,โ€‹ the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as โ€œsoulless edgelord fareโ€ โ€” and all the times sheโ€™s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a โ€œwhorish foilโ€ to a famous friend of hers. โ€œAs much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective Iโ€™ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,โ€ Wolk writes. โ€œIt cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.โ€ Read the full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/yANP5M
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the H3 subreddit rocks lol
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I immediately told all my family members about this news this morning.
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โ€œMy politics are so esoteric and alien you have no idea what Iโ€™m capable ofโ€ and their politics in practice is this:
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You don't see the "anti-weeaboo Kojima" fan anymore. Dead breed of gamer.
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>world map >have to cut half the lords before release >named characters show up for 1 cutscene and never again >have missable events if youโ€™re not in a specific place on a specific day >players complain difficulty is too low >be Tear Ring Saga: Yutona Heroes Saga Pic unrelated
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No even has seen this show
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸšจDEVELOPING: Disney is facing backlash after Marvel's new show VisionQuest gave Ultron a 'Black robot girlfriend' and it's reportedly got critics calling it forced diversity. The android Jocasta is played by T'Nia Miller, and it makes her the MCU's third Black female villain.
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I was just scrolling and likeโ€ฆ
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The Ethan Klein drama not all that interesting to me because I donโ€™t know any of those people, but having to become increasingly pro-Israel to distract your former IDF wife from your adultery would be a pretty good late era Jeff subplot on Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Don't forget that "we're putting you in the crystal!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚" shit back when they won in 2024
2026 dark chungus staples: -Klein/11 -Oliver Tree edits -Kirk edits -Will Stancil vs ICE in the 2011 honda fit -Trumpโ€™s dementia-addled bisexual era -Hunter Biden shitcoin rugpull -Candace Owens time travel arc -Vivek Ramaswamy
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Replying to @texturedprotein
first up: Tip Your Fucking Bartender itโ€™s not optional lmao??? 10% is fine, i get it, weโ€™re all broke! but bartenders make $2.83 per hour before tips. so if itโ€™s a busy night, but no/low tips, youโ€™re just killing us. we donโ€™t make a sales percentage! and $1 on a $30 tab is a joke
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time to tap the sign again
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he unironically did the thing
Iron-Man - industrial/action drama Thor - Action/Fantasy Captain America - Wartime/Period Piece Avengers - mostly Superhero Winter Soldier - political thriller, spy/espionage Tighten up next time
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It's getting dark in your bedroom but you barely notice. You hunch over your computer and add another Malfoid head to Caspar David Friedrich's Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog. Your fingers are trembling with excitement. Your complete cultural victory is at hand.
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New video essay channel making shit like "The Gay Retardation of CumTown"
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