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I hope that @RoughTrade reconsider bigging up their release from this year…
Reading that @KNEECAPCEOL are a trio of sexual predators... Even the geriatric one that has to wear that silly wooly thing? Well i never.
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I feel sorry for sage after this ☹️ #cpfc
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We don’t deserve to be losing this and it’s a hugely improved performance me. But we still can’t defend set pieces which is a consistent concern 🤦‍♂️☹️ #cpfc
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A lot of PL fans love to slag off Delap (including #cpfc). But he’s been twice the player JSL has been since joining. And this is the key example of how our DoF team is completely incompetent ☹️
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The worry I have for #cpfc is that the club think sacking Sage and bringing in Edward’s, Dyche or Southgate is a good idea… 🤦‍♂️😭
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There seems to be a new ‘top 2’ shortlist every week! It was Jack Lowden and Jacob Elordi last week…
Josh O'Connor and Callum Turner are nearly tied to be the next James Bond
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We’d be stupid to get rid of Sage anytime soon… #cpfc
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Assume we will be having a general election to vote on this?
Exclusive from @benclatworthy Britain is holding talks with the EU about a potential return to free movement and other options for closer alignment The Times has been told that the UK is discussing a series of options about the future relationship which are due to be unveiled within weeks Andy Burnham plans to set out his vision for closer ties with the bloc, including the potential of rejoining the union, and have a “conversation with the British public about our long-term future” The options that will be presented are being discussed with officials in Brussels to ensure both sides would ultimately be able to agree One source said all such routes would be “discussed using diplomatic channels” before any “big bang” launch of the options on the table thetimes.com/article/4ef6707…
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Replying to @CEO4TAG
@CEO4TAG Steve, I’ve never tagged you in a moan before. I know 95% of the times you get tagged on here it’s not justified, and the abuse hurled your way is not on Putting the on-pitch issues to one side, I am now actively not enjoying the matchday experience at Selhurst [1/9]
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5 first team players out isn’t helping anyone. Riad, Tomiyasu, Timber, Sarr, Larsen… the 3 atb obviously hadn’t been working so why is there 0 attempt to try a 4231 or 433? I don’t get it #cpfc
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For someone with lung issues in the uk, I should have realised how much 2500m above sea level in Mexico City would affect me ☹️🤦‍♂️ just about managed to walk 150m to some cafes. Which wiped me out! Hope Oaxaca is a bit easier…
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Only #cpfc could manage to get themselves into such a pickle after finding themselves in the best position in their history (Europa, 3 trophies…) 🤦‍♂️😭
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I’ve just seen Nixon mention Scott Parker… Jesus Christ. We’re in the europa league. Surely we can do better than that!? 😭🤦‍♂️ #cpfc
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Yes the personnel at the back isn’t great but the system is worse. #cpfc
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Two managers in a row that are too stubborn to change the formation…#cpfc
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Welcome Sean ☹️ #cpfc
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Game over and not even ten mins gone. Well done Palace. #cpfc
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I’m not sure what the f we do about this defence but surely playing Ahanor would be a good start? #cpfc
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Before their second goal, our defence had actually improved massively since Sunday. One proper open play chance and they score. Shame we’ve been toothless in attack ☹️ #cpfc
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Richard’s should not be in our first choice back 3. #cpfc
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