Oobi

Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow, Down to my home I dare not go.

We do hate Chris Col*mbis here but… being on board the Pinta must have hit different 🤩

Truer now than ever… something to think about this holiday season..

Oh that’s your girl? Then why did she just tell me “you’re nawt gawd, or my fawthuh. Or my bawss!”

“Theodore” is to “Dorothy” as “Benjamin” is to “Minjaben”

I’m one [this] away from a mental breakdown

We get it man, you’re playing Bert in Mary Poppins.

Things I never thought I’d say as a teacher: “make sure to cover your A-hole all the way” #Recorder #MusicTeacher #HotCrossBuns #BAG

I said it then I’ll say it now. polls are dumb as hell. Change my mind.

Santa’s “naughty” list is more classist than he would lead us to believe. A deeper dig into the etymology of “naughty” shows the word stems from “naught”(or, “nothing”) +“y”. Coined in the 14th century to crassly describe people who were poor or needy. #SantaIsCancelled?

If you’re not investing the storing-leftover-pasta-in-multiple-ziploc-bags-instead-of-a-tupperware industry right now, you are blind.

Humans really just be smelling like poo sometimes.

Saying something out loud to yourself when no one’s around just so you can tweet about it later 👏🙌 #quirky much? 👌😛😵‍💫

Quick poll. Is your face part of your body?

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” Yeah sure it’s called a “space”. It would be weird to say “yourresume” wouldn’t it? Most people put a space or a “gap” there to make it easier to read.

I guess sometimes those you think care about you? don’t. To see an Xmas ornament of yours be put in the dog’s food dish when you’re not home to move it… not sure what to say. these are the moments that hurt the most. Do not ask me what happened either, I’m not in the mood.

Um??? oobifanon.fandom.com/wiki/@O… First off, “updates have become rare”? Rude. I was going through something at the time. 2nd off… his name is Doobi. #SayHisName #Doobi I am honored that someone took the time to create an entire page dedicated to the account tho. Check it out 🙌

Janice and Jen are basic, Barney and Ben need therapy. #HotXmasTake

Imagine seeing someone gas up a pen on their socials… only to find out it’s a 0.7 🤣 couldn’t be me. Signed, A user of 0.5 pens

This is actually crazy y’all! According to this recent survey, 100% of people participate in Twitter polls when they see them. Via this we can infer: Polls are an easy way to collect unbiased data — goes to show; a little research goes a long way 🙌