Perps on Robinhood Chain. Up to 1000× · lose a trade, get $OOLONG · provide liquidity and earn. Fair launch.
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@vladtenev Robinhood Chain didn't have a perps exchange, so we built one 🍵
Oolong: up to 1000x on BTC, ETH, BNB, XRP and SOL
lose a trade and you still get OOLONG back, bought at market for you
live now. come try it
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@vladtenev Robinhood Chain didn't have a perps exchange, so we built one 🍵
Oolong: up to 1000x on BTC, ETH, BNB, XRP and SOL
lose a trade and you still get OOLONG back, bought at market for you
live now. come try it
most perps take your loss and say bye
Oolong gives 7% of it back in OOLONG 🍵
1000x, Chainlink prices, one click, Robinhood Chain
Oolong.trade
Friends, you can TRADE with up to 1000x leverage on Oolong.trade 🍵
turn $1 → $1,000 position BTC · ETH · BNB · XRP · SOL on Robinhood Chain
liquidation at -0.05%, so size it like you mean it and if it goes wrong, you get OOLONG back
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Got an interesting one here
Perps platform on RH launched by the $UPEG @unipegv4 creator @0xhadrian
Splashed a little, could be worth a bid...
@OOLONG @oolongperp
lost a trade on Oolong? you still get paid 🍵
BTC long 1000x liquidated: -$23.07
7% of the loss bought OOLONG at market: +2,726 OOLONG straight to the wallet
no claim button, it's automatic
1/ locking OOLONG, explained 🍵
2/ where the ETH comes from: 50% of every perps trading fee and 20% of each new high of the LP pool (40% once protocol liquidity passes 2,000 ETH). real trading, no emissions
3/ how it's shared: in 12h epochs, among everyone whose OOLONG was locked for the whole epoch, by size
4/ timing: a new lock waits out the current and the next epoch, then shares from the 3rd. claim each epoch's ETH once it ends
5/ unlock whenever you want. if nobody is locked in an epoch, its ETH buys back and burns OOLONG
6/ rewards depend on trading activity and can be zero. nothing here is a promise of return
why does OOLONG have two pools? 🍵
Uniswap pool: for everyone. wallets, aggregators, charts. 1% of every swap goes to the protocol: liquidity, buyback & burn
in-house pool: for the protocol itself. it buys OOLONG for traders who lost (7% of every loss), runs the buyback & burn, and its starting liquidity is locked forever
protocol buys are capped per second, so nobody can sandwich them
arbitrage keeps both prices in line
OOLONG perps are live 🍵
21 ETH (~$48.9k) in the pool, ready to take your trades
BTC · ETH · BNB · XRP · SOL, up to 1000x
want to be on the other side? add liquidity to the pool and share in its trading results and holding fees
risk: when traders win, the pool pays
OOLONG launches today at 6 PM UTC 🍵
CA:
0x1BBE97fDb803AD21A7168Dd549727881eaC58347
Chain: Robinhood Chain
Anti-sniper: 90% tax at launch, down to 1% over 3 minutes
Perps go live shortly after the token
the OOLONG flywheel 🍵
buy on Uniswap
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part becomes protocol liquidity, part buys back and burns OOLONG
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more liquidity = bigger trades on Oolong perps
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more trading = more fees and pool profit
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fees and profit flow to buyback & burn and to OOLONG lockers
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7% of every trading loss buys OOLONG for the trader
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less supply, more holders, more buyers on Uniswap
and around again
1/ How Oolong works.
Oolong is perps up to 1000× on BTC, ETH, SOL, BNB and XRP, on Robinhood Chain. Every trade is against one shared ETH pool: when traders lose, the pool earns; when they win, it pays.
6/ Hyperdeflationary tokenomics: every buyback burns OOLONG.
Once every parameter is tuned, ownership is renounced and the contracts become immutable.