openchakra ♏️🙈

You can nap if u want to. You leave ur naps behind. Cause ur friends don't nap and if they don't nap then they must be really tired

staring at the contents of my open fridge eating parmesan cheese out of the can with a bent spoon

A fit check but for salads.

I think it’s awesome when dogs wear clothes and you can tell they’re like super proud of the clothes

I want to braid spaghetti just for funsies

side effects include shortness of breath, dizziness, nausea and the unbearable horniness of being.

Congrats Milwaukee! Well done!

Is being ai free becoming a dating requirement? 😂 Idgaf about that but i cant date ppl who use microsoft word. Fuck those ppl