@PERA

Dear Enzo Maresca, I know this tweet will reach you. Yes, I understand this is your first season, but we cannot afford to lose this Premier League title. 3 years without the league has felt like hell. Here’s how I want you to fix this defence: 1. Drop Guehi and Dias. 2. Play a back 4 of Gvardiol and Khusanov, with Aït-Nouri or Nico O’Reilly at LB and Nunes at RB. 3. Sign the Natan from Real Betis in January. 4. Start Rulli in goal. 5. Lock Donnarumma up in a Manchester prison. That man has betrayed us.

-Gave Valverde his first career hat-trick. -Gave stiff Buku Brian Brobbey his first hat-trick. -Brace conceded against Chukwueze and Jackson. -3 mistakes against Arsenal. -Poor on the ball. -Horrible first touch and passing. -Mediocre shot-stopping. -Terrible at claiming crosses. -Dogwalked by former team PSG. -7 goals conceded in the last four games. -Flexing trophies won by Trafford. -£250k per week. The worst goalkeeper to ever play for this club. Please leave!!!

Dear @City_Xtra, We’ve always known you as the most reliable sources for Manchester City news. For many of us, you’ve been number 1. But ever since the 115 charges saga began, it feels like you’ve been milking the situation for engagement. The timeline will be completely silent, then you’ll randomly bring up the charges again even when nobody even asked, most times using information from mediocre sources. At this point, it honestly feels deliberate, and it’s disgusting. As fans, seeing such News is heartbreaking. You should know. We are highly disappointed. Do better