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Northern Kentucky
Joined February 2012
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We have 2 weeks to customize 35 cars for @LAAutoShow #GalpinHallofCustoms. This #CarreraGT is one of them... Tear down and wrap removal. You won’t believe what we’re going to do! @salomondrin #galpinautosports
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Things you might not want to say after chatting to a couple who can orgasm for 18 hours a day... @Schofe @hollywills #ThisMorning
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Will you join me in my new mission? #KY06 youtu.be/CcjG2fK7kNk
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I am blown away by your support today! I hope you'll join me in my effort to bring integrity back to Washington. secure.actblue.com/donate/am…
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I have read your stuff for years ... so thanks for watching it @dandrezner teapawt.net/dandrezner/status/8928…
Ok, FINE, I'll watch the campaign announcement everyone has been linking to and-- damn. I mean... damn. youtube.com/watch?v=CcjG2fK7…
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Going over the small nuances of Model 3 production. Very important that nothing sounds tinny. m.youtube.com/watch?v=M3-51D…
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Flashes are interactive LED eyelashes, perfect for the nightclub scene! Coming to @Kickstarter! #MFBA17
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“I hope you’re ready for what comes next.” Watch the first trailer for #Kingsman: The Golden Circle, in theaters this September.
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Replying to @David_Waddell
What would that mean, please? Re-broadcasting it on BBC TV, or just here on Twitter? Is this kinda thing that goes 'viral' and gets weird?
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Chrysler pulls a VW, cheats emissions tests engt.co/2jnL11N
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We ate the world's SPICIEST curry. This is not a drill. @firstwefeast @seanseaevans @Complex #HotOnes
GO WATCH! youtube.com/watch?v=VG5luKH_…
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New #Pokemon creature: everytime u catch her all ur emails get deleted& FBI shows up to let her go
#HillaryForPrison
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Day 4 of daily 2 mile hikes. If you look closely, you'll see 1 set of tracks: Christ has yet to show up to carry me.
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#AprilFools
Told my kids I got them an iPad but it's just the box.

























