Official Twitter presence of Adam J Short. A cake for tax purposes. Any views expressed are my own and do not represent the position of my employer.
Upholland, Lancashire, UK
Joined January 2009
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Every so often, over the last few days, I’ve been getting likes on a tweet from 7 years ago about Jedward... Twitter is really weird. I have funnier tweets, if anyone’s interested, but by all means enjoy the Jedward/coco pops joke again.
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Not to be alarmist but if Kevin Bacon tests positive we’re all fucked. #COVD19
Damn, unc...
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This is weirdly cool.
#TimsRailFacts for #StationsDay 2019 № 20:
There is a huge interactive historic map of *every* UK (and Ireland) railway station and railway line that has ever existed (@Railmaponline) and it is BRILLIANT. railmaponline.com/UKIEMap.ph…
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My grandmother passed away. Her funerals were today, but here I'd like to talk about the most important thing I couldn't spend too much time on in her eulogy: her love for Dungeons & Dragons. #DnD
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Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 I played an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad. It worked a treat.
Project Christmas is already well underway. Turkey cooked, Bernard and the Genie on the telly... Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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This is about my favorite 7 minutes of stand up I've ever seen
John Mulaney’s “horse in a hospital” bit about the Trump presidency is possibly the best of the year.
Congrats on a well-earned Emmy. teapawt.net/Khanoisseur/status/992… @Mulaney #Emmys
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Took this shot w @ralphmacchio on the last day of filming Season One. Season Two has officially begun 🎬 #CobraKai instagram.com/p/BoPJhwenJ2K/…
Keep seeing an organ donation hashtag #yesidonate. It’s great and all, but I kind of want to just stipulate #intheeventofmydeath. I mean I don’t just go around giving away lungs willy nilly. I’m not advertising. You can’t reserve my spleen. Clear?