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West Ham here West Ham there, Bedford town, mavs, cowboys, super Kent and a bit of the pony’s

Bedford, England
Joined March 2022
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I just watched a film called Finding Emily about a boy who meets a girl called Emily, a university student in Manchester, falls for her, asks for her phone number at the end of the evening, but then discovers she’s left a digit out so embarks on a campus-wide search for her. That’s the movie – hence the title. It wasn’t terrible. But I couldn’t get past the flaw in the set up: if Emily just left one digit out, so gave him a 10-digit mobile number beginning 07 instead of an 11-digit number, couldn’t he find her by putting the numbers 0-9 in front of each of the remaining numbers (and at the end, in case she’d left out the final number) and texting the different combinations? According to Claude, there are 82 different numbers it could be, which it would take him less than an hour to text. Just send a message saying, “Is this Emily? We met last night” and the one who replies “Yes” is her. Didn’t anyone involved in the film’s development realise this? Or did they just hope no one in the audience would?
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At my missus mates party fuck your party I’m reminiscing on 5 years ago when fornals played in the 10 and lando dropped 10/10 every week
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Ruined him in 5 days welcome to West Ham
Scott speaks after today's defeat.
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This goalkeeper. I’m sorry. What is he even doing there? Get Hermansen out of this team forever. I legitimately don’t care who goes in goal. It’s not even worth having a keeper if it’s Hermansen.
🚨 Oladapo Afolayan makes it two. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Blackburn 2-0 West Ham teapawt.net/Stefani48335766/status…
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This seasons been a complete disaster and we’ve dog shit. We’re still only 6 points off top😂
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Jelly and ice cream when hermansen died
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Viva Rochelle
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Just had a bite out of a cold chicken mcgoyslop and I wanna fucking die
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Don’t take us up please don’t take us up I jsut don’t think you understand Id rather be here Losing at Cardiff 3-0 I jsut don’t think you understand
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Don’t take us up please don’t take us up I just don’t think you understand
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We love West Ham We love Bedford Harry smarts gunna win the league Dudududududu
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West Ham are transphobic again with Oscar taylorrrrr
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Left Cardiff city centre before the plod are called on me for #transphobia #tacticalretreat
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Magarse, Moratboy, Baty and Solocaust cost us that first half. If Parker can learn from that, we are lobos
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Higher floor-mayers Higher ceiling- Scarles We just can’t afford to risk the low floor at this point Don’t wanna see morato play again
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Im the gasman I eat gas
What's Welsh for fuck this I'm going pub
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Hope we stay down just so we get Cardiff away again next year
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Any got a spare for Cardiff can meet in Cardiff let me know asap
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