never wanted love, just a fancy car
Joined March 2020
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now im missing your smile
hear me out, we could just ride around
and the road not taken looks real good now
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having such a hard time deciding which hill to die on. all of these hills seem great and I also wouldnβt mind dying in a more flat area
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2004 was arguably the most chaotic year in football history:
-Porto won the Champions League.
-Greece won Euro 2004.
-Valencia won La Liga and the UEFA Cup.
-Werder Bremen won the Bundesliga.
-Tunisia won their first AFCON.
-Real Zaragoza defeated Real Madrid in the Copa del Rey final.
-The Champions League final was between Porto and Monaco.
-Arsenal became the Invincibles.
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uno piensa que la sanaciΓ³n es lineal pero hoy fui a la iglesia y le pedΓ a Dios que me mate
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The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
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everyone is being weird about this but boys have been moaning out loud in class, commenting on female teachers bodies, and making gross remarks to their faces since the beginning of time so i feel like this isnβt crazy to say
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this crackles me up so bad like gdgdgdgs
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Es imposible olvidar este vΓdeo de Carlo Ancelotti bailando con los mΓ‘s jΓ³venes π₯Ήπ€
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I donβt think men from my past who have wronged me are allowed to be alive in the same city as me
