@ulyssepence alt with more drugs, depression, death, dance, gayboi sheen, spicy bad takes
Joined July 2023
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give a man a fish, that’s a dead fish. teach a man to fish, that’s a lifetime littered with dead bodies
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the cool thing about porn is that after the people in the video enjoy themselves, u and many others get to enjoy yourselves too. a single act can cascade
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The walk of shame… past the long line outside the women’s bathroom, right up to the urinal in the men’s.
Are there laws that say gendered bathrooms have to be the same size? Why have we done this?
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You open one goddamn 9/11 video and YouTube’s all like “Would you like to see the tragedy from a different angle?” 😿
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People be like I’m creating a world where no one has to defect and then spend their whole lives never exposing themselves to the vulnerability of a cooperate
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Looking away from the attractive man across the subway car, I keep the old lie that sexual desire is not the most powerful force in the universe.
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Most guys have no game.
I can tell they want to have sex, but it feels like I have to do most of the work to create the comfortable container so we can get to it.
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