eight time 'worst duck fan of the year' award winner ('01, '04-'06, '10, '17, '22, '24)

Joined August 2011
finally got done paying my taxes today because dan lanning taught me it's okay to do the right thing even if it's months too late
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(4:18am) promises made, promises kept.
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it's october 24th, oregon is 4-3, and the only two fanbases on the west coast that can legitimately make fun of duck fans are UCLA and oregon state
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I want five thousand people waiting outside these doors next week at halftime and every last one of you need to make your voice heard. those golf carts won't fucking move if you surround them.
Oregon fans jeer members of the Ducks’ coaching staff, including offensive coordinator Drew Mehringer, as they exit the elevator at Autzen Stadium at halftime. #GoDucks si.com/college/oregon/footba…
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FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE
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USC is gonna lose on the road to an inferior opponent with an abysmal offensive performance how fucking embarrassing 😭
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oregon beat usc 😭😭😭😭😭
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mehringer is a smooth-brained tool but it's not his fault he makes 1.4 million dollars to piss down his leg you'd take 1.4 million dollars to do a job you aren't qualified to do too.. the person you should be upset with is the bitch ass coach who promoted the unqualified muppet
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I'm getting super close to fulfilling step one and I have some things I'd like to say
if oregon loses to illinois tomorrow I will get blackout drunk and shit my pants
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we all laughed when the haters said we wouldn't do shit this year great call by the haters
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our offense is so stagnant the fucking laxative refuses to kick in
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hey @CoachDanLanning you asked the media what they would do they were you to fix the problems, and literally every person who invests themselves into your football program thinks you should fire drew mehringer after this game but you genuinely don't give a shit anymore, do you..
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😭😭😭😭😭
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I will be hosting a duck twitter space just as soon as the laxative kicks in and I fulfill my obligation
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I genuinely don't think that oregon is a blue blood this year
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going to the doctor after today's game
Dan Lanning after the game : “yeah just gonna have to evaluate the tape” “gotta go to the doctor” “offense gotta get better”
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waiting for a duck game to start is like slowly driving your car toward a light pole. at any point you could hit the brakes and not hurt yourself, but for some reason you keep driving right for it..
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let's begin..
if oregon loses to illinois tomorrow I will get blackout drunk and shit my pants
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I want us to lose almost as much as our head coach does
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if you told me right now the coaching staff was intentionally sabotaging this season, I couldn't argue with you
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