Full-size web developer. Archduke of #plottertwitter. Creative coder. Generative artist

New York, NY
Joined December 2008
This is now a CANNED FISH REVIEW account First up is the Bela lightly smoked sardines in organic lemon flavored extra virgin olive oil. $3.49 from c-town. Great starter sardine, not too heavy on the oil, good smokiness and flavor. Rating: 🐟🐟🐟🐟
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Arguing with Italians from Parma about Greek islands
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Watching a Greek Orthodox priest call his friend, who has Hozier’s “Take me to Church” as his ringback tone
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how do they crap in the fremen suits?
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Gate agent keeps calling it Awuba
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Birds chirping outside my window. I ignore them. I put on my headset and launch counterstrike. Birds chirping in game menu
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The NFL could not be a more corrupt organization. Blatantly letting the Broncos get away with penalties that only get called on the Bills. Shameful
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Okey dokey
Sorry I can't! I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships...
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chat with a WHAT queen?
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It was all love, joy, and icona pop
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and you know, like they say, you can’t put the piss back in the cat
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Yellow has seen The Third Heaven #horseracetests @snakesandrews
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Mysterious man spotted walking outside on Europa with no pressure suit
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This Heat/Hawks game has been a rollercoaster. Go birds
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Real brands used to advertise on here
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Do you think El*n saved it like Donald 💙or Big D 🫣😈🫴🍆💦
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white boy STUNS with QUAGMIRE impression
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Validating pixels ☑️
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interaction with spotify api 🎵
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