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i love when its nighttime in my apartment building like aww its like one big sleepover
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it's actually insane how parody culture has practically disappeared because why does nobody make genuinely funny parodies anymore 😭😭😭
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Remembering the time I went to a tiny restaurant in Bklyn where the food was amazing so I told the hostess “damn the food is so good and I just saw the chef, he’s HOT too😮💨Is he single?” And that’s when she rose up like Lord of the Rings and said “no bc he’s married to me.” 😭




































