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Dorset, England
Joined December 2008
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Patrick May retweeted
Budget Rundown: £100 payment here 5p cut there Threshold freeze here 50p wage rise there …. £10BILLION FOR UKRAINE INSANITY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Patrick May retweeted
Hi @MartinSLewis Just to be clear please. Is there anything in the budget today that ultimately helps people who get up and work hard week in week out or is it just for those who don’t bother? If it’s the latter should we all sod it off and start claiming for everything? Thanks
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Patrick May retweeted
Oi never forget this from Deeney 😭😭😭
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One of the tweets of twitter history
Replying to @MartinSLewis
Go and guard the Musée d'Orsay. You can be the Monet Saving Expert.
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Prime elite level of football. Incomparable to today’s guff
Acabo de ver esto y me he quedado embobado. Milan-United de Champions, 2005. Lo que ha cambiado el futbol es demencial eh. Cristiano aqui tenia 20 años (uno mas que Lamine ahora), y no puede hacer absolutamente nada. Mirad la jugada en la que da 3 toquecitos lo que le pasa dksjfkjksd surrealista aquel Milan, Gattuso, Cafú, Maldini, Nesta, Kaká, Pirlo, Seedorf... y de entrenador Ancelotti. Vaya equipo de bestias.
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President Trump and Putin are releasing 1000 000 tonnes of diesel onto world markets to ease the fuel crisis. Unelected PM Burnham told us to get an App. I think that sums it all up.
It looks as if President Trump and President Putin might have averted an imminent worldwide diesel crisis with its resultant catastrophic effects on our economy and living standards. Russia are to release 300 000 tonnes of diesel immediately onto world markets with another 500 000 tonnes for November. All this from the country we have been firing our Storm-shadow missiles at from Ukraine for the last 3 years and our leaders tell us are about to invade us at any moment. Wake up people
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Average cost of U.S. diesel is £1.24 per litre. That’s so unacceptable to Americans that Trump has lifted Russian Oil embargo’s to drive down prices in the USA. In the UK we’re £2 a litre & we’ve been offered a tool on google to compare prices that are all too high.
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Weekend Mode : Activated ✅ 🕺💃🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵🛵
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James Acaster “it’s like the sugarbabes” 🤣 #celebritytraitors
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Other than @googlemaps there’s not a single person appreciating this bit of help.
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Jason Cundy is on a Lionel Messi 2012-level run at this point
🙅‍♂️ "I'm sorry, this is NOT a charity game!" 🇵🇹 "That's the managers JOB. He doesn't owe Ronaldo ANYTHING!" Jason Cundy SLAMS Piers Morgan's defence of Ronaldo's behaviour after he was "lied to" by Portugal manager Jorge Jesus. 📺 youtu.be/s19wcMTuc8w @piersmorgan
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Leo: "thank you for loving me so much" us: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Patrick May retweeted
The @RamsNFL just kept on fighting back 😤
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Patrick May retweeted
Brent crude currently $96 a barrel. The last time it was this price diesel was £144.9 at the pumps. Any chance of an official government liar explaining the current price of £2 per litre? Asking for 42 million motorists
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Patrick May retweeted
“Fires break out” “Fight between pilots” The BBC, ladies and gentlemen.
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Patrick May retweeted
Morning Campers Diesel at a record high £2 a litre It’s £130 quid to fill my tank So filled her up and drove off £75 court fine That’s a saving of £55 For more money saving tips follow me 😂
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Welcome to the NFL in 2026, where they will use space lasers to determine the spot of the ball, but God forbid they use replay assist to correct game altering errors made by their officiating crews 🤦🏽‍♂️
Pat Bryant tugs on the right shoulder pad of Josh Wallace, flops, and Wallace still makes the interception. Horrendous PI call.
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Patrick May retweeted
£100 a week just to put diesel in the car so I can get to work. A hundred quid. Every single week. From Monday 28th September through to Saturday 31st October that's £500 gone on fuel alone. Half a grand. The energy companies are stuffing billions into their pockets from people like me. The fat cats get fatter. I get poorer and this government couldn't give a shite. That's the country we're living in. I'm literally just forgotten about.
3 months ago this cost me £70 to fill my vehicle
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Patrick May retweeted
NEVER make Messi mad. 😅 teapawt.net/lxmedia20/status/21045…
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Patrick May retweeted
Uno de la tribuna lo puteó y Messi le dijo que mirara lo que iba a hacer. No hay que hacer enojar a la cabra. No lo van a entender nunca.
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