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"...when you pass someone sitting by the trail alone with two backpacks nearby, you know good and well that their partner is taking a shit."
--from Elevation Gain (my latest book)
Buy it here: amazon.com/gp/product/B08P13…
Anyway, when are @SnoopDogg and @briansetzer59 gonna get in a rap battle and settle some stuff?
I’m on the #fobab big screen.
Fart Fart. Fart Fart Fart.
#drinkingpants
If I had $1.99 for every bag of ice I paid for and didn’t grab on the way out the grocery store door, I’d be breaking even.
Not my first time emceeing a burlesque show but was my first time wearing pasties. #livealot #burlesque #drinkingpants #himom
I’m over there on Facebook recommending books to my junior high reading teacher, so you know she was a good one.
Guys. I just want to advocate for drinking 7 or 8 beers, and then returning to your #nashville @Airbnb and eating Braunschweiger on @Doritos with your #CraftBrewersCon TriStar Blonde Ale
We’re trying like what feels like a steer to support everyone in our neck of the woods. crestonnews.com/opinion/colu…
I brewed a brewlesque beer (Hellesexy Lager) with my pals Morticia Midwest and Johnny Bravado (@My_RubySlippers) for this show. eventbrite.com/e/an-evening-…
Pulled off the wrong tri-clamp and dumped a half barrel of coffee porter on the ground. How’s your Friday?
One of the few things I’ve ever liked about living in Iowa is drinking beer on a dirt road. Eric and I recently elevated the pastime.

















