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PM Modi in Navratri ========================== Reporter : PM Sir, what do you eat during Navratri? Modi : I only eat one single fruit in this Navratri. Reporter : Sir, which fruit will you eat ? Modi : I eat the Papaya. The reactions follow. • ThePrint : Breaking news. Modi does not like Mangoes, Banana, etc. He favours eating only Papayas. • Surjewala : Modi likes Papaya; means the Saffron colour. This means he is leading us to Saffronisation of our food choices. • Shekhar Gupta : This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva. He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims. This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims. • Mamata : I will put a ban on Papaya in Bengal. • Rahul Gandhi : My favourite fruit is the Banana. I will never eat a Papaya. • Barkha Dutt : How can PM Modi eat only the Papaya and ignore the rest of the fruits? I am angry and anguished. But I will not be silenced. • Arnab Goswami : Modi ji, why do you like the Papaya more than other fruit? The Nation wants to know. • Gupkar Alliance (Farooq Abdullah, Omar Abdullah, Mehbooba Mufti) : Modi doesn't like Kashmiri Apples. This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir. We will not allow this to happen. Shashi Tharoor - Eating papaya is nothing but ostentation by Modi.He is displaying a strong Floccinaucinihilipilification towards other fruits. This Rodomontade scripturiented me to land his facade • Sitaram Yechuri : Selecting an expensive fruit like Papaya shows that Modi is Pro-Capitalist. We would ask for a Judicial Enquiry. • Arvind Kejriwal : Traditionally AAM (Mango) is considered the King of Fruits. Modi is anti-Aam Aadmi. • Ravish Kumar : Modi has betrayed his ugly head and communal façade by declaring that he likes Papaya. By deliberately avoiding Green Guavas from the list of fruits that he likes, Modi has clearly demonstrated his anti-Muslim, communal mentality. He is polarising the nation. • Tweet by Rajdeep Sardesai : Modi likes Papaya – an Indian fruit. Which mean he hates Olives – the Italian fruit. This shows a narrow nationalism. These RSS people have no international taste & class. • Mani Shankar Aiyar : Modi is a rotten Papaya and must therefore be immediately removed from the basket. Otherwise all Papayas in the basket will rot. A rotten Papaya like Modi has no place in this secular, all-inclusive basket of India. • Supriya Srinate : मोदीजी विश्व का सबसे महंगा पपीता खाते है I • Pawan Khera : मोदीजी विश्व के सबसे उच्च किस्म के पपीते से फेिश्यल करवाते है I • Kanhaiya Kumar : मोदीजी केवल पपीते का केसरी भाग खाते है और हरे भाग को काट कर फैंक देतें है I मोदी ने देश को तोड़ दिया I • Sadanand Dhume quoting Rupa Subramanya : As per an eminent economist, eating only Papaya can reduce consumption of other foods, thus lowering Indian GDP growth by 100 basis points. 600 Theatre Artists, 100 Filmmakers, 103 Economists, Civil Society Groups and the Award Wapsi brigade has issued a combine statement urging Indians to boycott Papaya, as this fruit is damaging the unity & integrity of India.