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Sports nut (KC Chiefs/NY Rangers/STL Cardinals/CPFC), Pun Enthusiast. I just want to see dogs be happy. Wins aren’t a QB stat, they’re THE QB stat.

Joined April 2009
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Ohmygosh! 🤣
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SHESTERKIN SCORES A GOALIE GOAL!!! IT’S ONLY THE FIRST WEEK OF HOCKEY 🍿🍿
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So @getnickwright and I disagree on the Mahomes/ Allen debate so I gave him the floor. He went DEEP on TIF. “It's not Josh Allen criticism, it's media criticism. I think the media's just decided he plays by a different set of rules than any athlete in the history of my life."
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Replying to @Kevin_T2593
Greatness has a way of exposing pretenders. No excuse why a quarterback cannot succeed when Mahomes has done so much with argueably less then Lamar, Josh, Hebert, ECT.. So they need to find a way to excuse away the greatness as a trick. Instead of accept that Mahomes really is that much better.
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Highest Big Time Throw to Turnover Worthy Play rate this season (min 75 dropbacks) Bryce Young 6/1 Patrick Mahomes 6/1 Tyler Shough 8/2 Jared Goff 4/1 Geno Smith 5/2 C.J. Stroud 5/2
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Patrick Mahomes tonight: - 94.5 PFF grade (1st this week) - 93.1 passing grade (1st this week) - 4 big time throws (1st this week) - 0 turnover worthy plays (1st this week) - 0.25 EPA/play My god
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If you just watch Patrick Mahomes, it’s impossible to argue that any QB is better. Then you consider all the rings. Game over.
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Demon 😂
Watch Andy Reid very closely on before this 4th down call where Kenneth Walker scores a TD… #nfl #chiefs #broncos
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⏰ 🎥: @PatrickMahomes
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HISTORY FOR JOSHUA BAEZ! HE’S THE FIRST PLAYER IN MLB HISTORY TO HOMER IN HIS FIRST THREE CAREER AT-BATS!
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Aaron taking time out of practice to eat lunch with his wife #steelers #nfl #rodgers
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Tests on Chiefs rookie WR Cyrus Allen revealed a shin bruise, per source. Nothing was torn or broken - a best-case scenario.
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Tim Dillon: “They’re in the White House. They have the Congress. They have the Senate. They have the Supreme Court. It is now them. I don’t want to hear about the Deep State anymore. You’re playing everyone for a fool. You have to be one of the stupidest people in the world to fall for this shit at this point”
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The NFL has a Big 3: Mahomes, Allen, Lamar Burrow is closer to Herbert than with that group.
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Imagine saying a current quarterback is better than Patrick Mahomes who has three Super Bowl MVPs and two regular season MVPs. He's already the second greatest of all-time. Only Tom Brady is ahead of him.
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It’s genuinely heartening to see how many people have taken up the mantle against the corrupt Florida boomer lazy golfing class that wants to doom productive people to blackness with permanent DST We will fight until our last breath to preserve our sleep and our vitality
This will be such a nightmare.
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NYC got the stink of Trump off them in 3 1/2 quarters. America hasn’t been able to do it in 9 1/2 years. City built different.
Incredible. He comes and kills a two month heater. He leaves and we witness the greatest comeback in basketball history
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Yeah this might be the best World Cup ever
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Jordan Walker has his sixth home run of the season, tying him with Gunnar Henderson for the most in the league! 👏
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I’m so BORED of the “it’s all fake” morons ruining our joy. Imagine living in a reality where thousands of scientists, engineers, and pilots across centuries are all in on a prank just to trick you specifically. The narcissism required is unmatched. You’re BORING. #ArtemisII
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