Decolonise your dogs. #KenyaShepherd #Rutomustgo The Ugly soul-free Fuck | I became a philosopher.
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Sifuna Kimani retweeted
This is what I meant.
We built this app called, Sifuna App.
The mobile app has so many features including, LMM manifesto, public events announcement, Wantam Arcade where real injections happens, and so many other features, Now waiting for @edwinsifuna's blessings to proceed.
ALT Home screen light mode.
ALT Wantam Arcade, where injection happens.
ALT Home screen dark mode.
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
I refuse to buy that narrative of anga sijui poverty dehumanises people, and does anga what nonsense. That's pure BS, and this is just opportunism, not poverty. The mama mboga who donates her 50 bob to Sifuna, isn't she poor? This isn't poverty, ni watu tu wako mboka.
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
You cannot advocate for the same regime that screws you without lube, then come to us with a morality complex.
If u choose to bow down to the devil, seek your blessings from the devil's bossom.
Only God bears the burden of loving us all unconditionally.
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
Production of Cabro Stones and other road concrete structures at Juja Farm Vocational Training Centre (VTC) in Kalimoni Ward, Juja Sub-County.
Kiambu County Government-Kenya has installed cabro-making machines in six VTCs.
The county engages students and hired youth to produce cabro stones, which are used for paving streets, walkways in the county.
I NEVER KNEW this huge circular cake at Charlene Ruto's wedding carried such a HEAVY meaning 😳
I thought it was just for show. Just a big cake for photos.
Until I learnt this...
That cake was NOT a normal cake.
It was a giant ring, with a hollow centre — and Charlene and her husband Isaya stood INSIDE it.
And every part had meaning:
1. The Ring
A circle has no end. No beginning, no end.
Meaning their love is supposed to never break. Forever.
2. Standing Inside It
They didn't stand outside to cut it like everyone else.
They stood in the MIDDLE.
Meaning: _We are the centre of this marriage._
3. The Fruits They Poured
Grapes, berries... they poured them themselves.
That's an abundance ritual.
Meaning: a fruitful union, good fortune, and a family that will grow and thrive.
4. The Powdered Sugar
They sprinkled sugar around it.
Meaning: a marriage full of sweetness, harmony and joy.
So it was not just cake.
It was prayer. It was blessing. It was prophecy.
Ring = Forever love
Fruits = Abundance
Sugar = Sweetness
Now I can't unsee it. That cake was preaching!
Did you know this too, or are you just learning like me? 👀
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Sifuna Kimani retweeted
Honored to host Japanese Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to the Republic of Kenya H.E Matsuura Hiroshi at the office this Morning. Our two countries share a longstanding friendship built on mutual respect and cooperation that we all commit to continue building.
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
Clinton Mawanga a true SGDF was abducted on Saturday.
Ukiskia background ya hiyo video utajua ni nani aliwatuma.
Hizi abductions zitaisha tu, but release our comrade.
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
If you’re wondering his origin, yes he is
🚨 ARGENTINA 🇦🇷
25 year old Tomás Natenzon has been ARRESTED after trying to gain access to Pope Leo XIV's event in Buenos Aries with FALSE documents
Natenzon was caught with fake credentials, claiming that he was a 'Vatican Laison'. He also had falsified identity documents and was driving a motorbike with fake license plates.
His house was then raided under ANTI TERRORISM laws, with police finding weapons and military communications devices
These included:
• 9mm gun
• 65 rounds of ammunition
• Trunking systems for two way communication
• Laptops with rugged cases
• A police patch
• Body cameras
He is now in custody
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
Remember JB Muturi's son abduction saga, Nordin Haji release his son after president called him. Call the president directly or your kin, they know where your tribesman is. Kindly. You've been praising Ruto but you know he is the least qualified Kenyans to lead us. Bure ngamia
I think H.E @WILLIAMSRUTO should read the riot act to the security chiefs still holding Lawyer ABSHIR ABDI. How can security organs snatch him from the street and hold him this long? Some of us rightly defend the record of this government and we proudly stand tall for the vision and ideas that drive it...AND WE WILL CONTINUE doing so. But somethings are PLAINLY STUPID FOR GOVERNMENT...When you have someone snatching a young lawyer from Mandera and holding him despite the orders from court that he released, what can you say? Let us assume ABSHIR was planning to overthrow the government of President Moi and install himself as President of Kenya. Thankfully, the treason failed. His attempt to take power has failed and no blood was shed. He was subsequently arrested for treason and planning to overthrow the legitimate government of Kenya...SO WHAT? Hundreds of Kenyans were tried for treason in the 1980s...it is a serious offence...but as a constitutional democracy we try serious offences in our courts. We are not a banana republic that snatches people from the streets and hold them in holes underground. Mr...President please order the idiots holding ABSHIR ADVOCATE to take him to court or release him immediately.
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
Opticas are necessary ndio watu waone Sifuna vizuri. In fact, they should open more branches.
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
“Their mouths speak of love, but their hearts are greedy for unjust gain.”
— Ezekiel 33:31 (NIV)
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
Polycarp Igathe has a once in a lifetime chance to become the Nairobi governor, 2027-2032. He won't even need to campaig aggressively. Nairobians need him. @igathe_polycarp please consider
Sifuna Kimani retweeted
“In their greed these teachers will exploit you with fabricated stories.”
— 2 Peter 2:3 (NIV)
