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GREETINGS, HELLO AND BONJOUR, my friends! I am but a simple journal looking to meet new people :) (FUNHOUSE OC parody account )

Every Pronoun
Joined September 2026
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“Purgatory? No, no.. this, my friend, is HEAVEN.” [PINNED]📖
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//I know I just got off my break, but due to ongoing family circumstances as well as the current situation in the parody community, I will be gone for a few more days.
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//I just ask that all of you please do your own research on everything. Thank you.
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Quite the strange specimen, hm?
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FALSEHOODS SLITHER FROM YOUR TONGUE!!!!!
Replying to @paperpaljuno
Cannibal?!?! Insects eat other insects all the time!! It is BUGMEAT from a DIFFERENT SPECIES. OK??? IT IS MEALWORMS. I LOVE MEALWORMS.
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I love her, I LOVE HER, I LOVE HER!!!! I spend time with her on occasion, is that strange? Her company certainly.. hurts, I get nauseous if she squeezes me for too long, but I Always arrive bearing enough soup to make it manageable!
Heya pals, uhm. Weird question to ask , but whaddya think of your uhm...what did we call them ...YOUR CRYPTIDS!! YEAH!
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She’s me, even if she may be a tainted, twisted version.. and I know that I would want the company of another if I were in her place.
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However, HOWEVER! GUESS WHO OBTAINED A MYSTERIOUS CACHE OF ALCOHOL?! None other than YOURS TRULY! Tonight, I get #HAAAAAMMERED
I must remember that the others are not my responsibility. That’s meant to be Grinwell’s job, is it not? HAH I, er.. just worry about everyone, often. In the end, nothing truly matters, so long as our immortality remains, but I still can’t help but find your suffering detestable.
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I must remember that the others are not my responsibility. That’s meant to be Grinwell’s job, is it not? HAH I, er.. just worry about everyone, often. In the end, nothing truly matters, so long as our immortality remains, but I still can’t help but find your suffering detestable.
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GOOD MORNING TO ALL! I hope you are all well.. I slept quite soundly, myself!
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//ALSO. Important☝️ like this post if you want an information file written on your character They will take a while since they’re quite detailed but I Will get to them
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Ah, this reminds me of my fellow pals! What adorable creatures, they are..
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I did not consider the possibility of Mr. C being feminine and beautiful. Perhaps I am a bad person
Replying to @ThePokiestPal
Mr. C!! This was actually requested!
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//go go gadget Opinions or something
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@mannyspizza_ I know I Must unnerve you. I understand. I don’t mind. I have no desire for anything in return, not even a glance in my direction, I only wish for you to finally be content.
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It pains me, aches deep within my very being, knowing that you all don’t see yourselves through my eyes. My perception. Don’t you know? We were all made perfectly, Flawlessly, DIVINELY! How could you possibly be displeased with such beautifully sculpted forms and psyches?
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//btw for those confused about this post, it was implied in a dialogue between Freddie and Manny that Pals do not technically have clothes, only flesh that resembles it, so that’s the lore I’m going off
I’m usually not one to question Wincey’s glorious vision, in fact, I am usually the LAST one to, but I do sometimes wonder why our outfits are attached to our flesh. It’s reasonable in concept, yes, but changing is nigh Impossible! If only I could put on a dress, somehow..
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I’m usually not one to question Wincey’s glorious vision, in fact, I am usually the LAST one to, but I do sometimes wonder why our outfits are attached to our flesh. It’s reasonable in concept, yes, but changing is nigh Impossible! If only I could put on a dress, somehow..
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I don’t usually speak of my, er. “metamorphosis”, so to speak, however I yearn, just this once, to make an exception here- Do not try altering your flesh unless absolutely necessary. You have no Idea how painful it was to remove that silly outfit, and the HEALING process? HORRID!
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I don’t believe I’ve accomplished much, honestly. I’d say completing my files, but they are FAR from done! Perhaps it was revealing myself to all of you, then?
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^ (Day 119) for MUSES What’s your biggest achievement, and how did you earn it?
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Not for long! Everyone witness her, NOW
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I SHOULD be caught up, by now… meaning my schedule is open! So if any of you need me for anything, or if there are any upcoming events, DO NOT BE AFRAID TO LET ME KNOW! I want to keep you all happy, after all!
Good morning, everyone! The sleepover last night was WONDERFUL! I got plenty done in regards to my files, since I wasn’t stuck watching from afar.. and it was nice to get close to pals in general! Assimilation has quite the array of benefits when it comes to my work, it seems!
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