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DOJ LAUNCHES SUPER INTELLIGENCE TASK FORCE ⬇️
@POTUS Trump has made clear that “America stands at the forefront of a new technological revolution in intelligence,” and the Department will be a leader in safeguarding against malicious SI actors.
“The SI Task Force at the Department of Justice will facilitate our partnership with SI Force Chair Jay Clayton as we ensure critical SI technologies serve the American people and are not manipulated by bad actors at home or abroad. The Department of Justice will continue identifying and prosecuting individuals whose use of SI violates the law, including by maliciously targeting American taxpayers, critical U.S. infrastructure, or other aspects of our national security.” -@AGToddBlanche
Read more about the DOJ-SITF here: justice.gov/opa/pr/departmen…
ALT DOJ LAUNCHES SUPER INTELLIGENCE TASK FORCE
82 million users instantly
network effects.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Samsung Wallet officially launches $USDC crypto stablecoin trading and transfers for 82 million compatible Galaxy devices in the US.
kek
Crypto Twitter KOLs are a fucking scam. And we have the numbers to prove why.
We hired 200+ KOLs with 10M+ combined followers. Every single one had a 400+ Sorsa score and 100+ Smart Followers. Most had 1,000+ Sorsa.
200+ KOLs posted twice each.
Our result? 280 NFTs sold at $5.
Now let’s talk about this circus.
Fake views. Fake likes. AI-generated replies that don’t even understand what the project does. The same fucking accounts liking and replying to each other in engagement groups, recycling engagement and pretending they’re influential.
You have 200K followers but can’t prove you have actual buyers. You’re scared of referral deals because deep down you know nobody will click your links, buy anything or convert.
YOU HAVE BOTTED FOLLOWERS, NOT INFLUENCE.
And the funniest part? You genuinely think you’re marketing professionals. You’re a bunch of engagement farmers playing influencer, selling fake numbers to projects and calling it a career.
Our team tested this firsthand. We were ready to pay for influence, but got fucking nothing.
And you wonder why CT is dying? Why projects are cutting deals? Why marketing teams are moving to TikTok and Instagram?
BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO PAY FOR YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE.
Honestly, go work at McDonald’s. At least you’ll serve people something useful instead of selling projects fake engagement and pretending to be important.
200+ KOLs. 10M+ followers. 280 NFTs sold.
That’s your fucking influence.
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A store of value is not the same use case as a mover of value.
An asset can have multiple utilities, but just because it can perform a function doesn’t mean it’s the best tool for the job.
A chef can probably fix a leaky faucet.
A plumber can probably cook dinner.
That doesn’t make either one the most qualified for the task.
The same applies to technology and assets. Different tools and architectures thrive in different environments.
Capability ≠ suitability.
Capability ≠ specialization.
IMO, we are standing at the precipice of agentic adoption, where machines and AI agents will increasingly need to move value, settle transactions, and interact economically in real time.
And guess what XRP and the XRPL were designed to do?
Move value.
Fast, efficiently, and with settlement built into the architecture.
Knowing what something is optimized for matters.
cyberattack on fridges…
kek
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