I can only return if Nigeria break through and have constant 24/7 electricity.
From intensive studies, Nigeria can't conquer 24/7 power supply until it conquers greed and embezzlement which will be in another 40 years.
Just let Nigeria get better and you will see the amount of people who would sell all their properties abroad and move back to Nigeria
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You have experienced stagnancy for almost 16 years since 2015 when APC took over the reins of the country.
You're counting down to January 2027 but you have serious anxiety. Will it continue for another 4 years or at last, we will have a breakthrough?
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This man is the current president and when people express the agony of living under his evil regime, you unfortunate APC swines will start cussing them.
Thought zombies were fictional until I saw what APC supporters are made of.
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Even a brand new car can't come with 0 mileage.
Reason is because each car must undergo quality checks after assembly thereby accruing it's first mileage.
New cars are also driven into containers for shipping and also driven to dealerships where you can make purchases. 0 mileage absolutely impossible.
There's a snitch in the office. Root them out.
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.
When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.
One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”
This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”
Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.
By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.
This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”
Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂
Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.
She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.
You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂
My gender!
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Victoria, are you under a spell?
Brother I can see a lot cried fingers under your comments section but the bitter truth is that government didn't say to us they wanted to use subsidy money for electricity or power generation of any kind but it's us as a sane citizens that used to insinuate or assume things
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Give us their names sir.
“I have been to the University of Chicago, and I met so many of President Tinubu’s classmates in person. He is literally a genius.”
— Dr. Tunji Alausa, Minister of Education, recounts meeting President Tinubu’s former classmates in person and praises the President’s academic brilliance.
#seunokinbaloye #politicstoday #channelstv
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Qudus is selling minerals while these ones brag about relocating their kids to America.
“Neither of us speaks English fluently, so I’m taking classes to improve. My children in the U.S. are a nurse, a doctor, and an engineer.
As an American citizen, I have the right to enter and stay in the U.S.; I’m not a tourist.”
— Mc Oluomo to Lege Miami
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I so much hate this guy.
Man Utd too useless right now so I can't even say much.
🚨 BREAKING: Old Trafford official just messaged us! 😱
“Shouting heard in the #MUFC dressing room. I think it is Bruno but can’t confirm this. It definitely a foreign accent!” 🔥
The dressing room is going OFF right now! ⚡️
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“People keep digging, thinking Young Jonn and I were dating. 😂 We’re just friends, nothing romantic. Davido brought him to my 28th birthday party, but we only reconnected and became friends in 2024. Funny enough, I was already a fan of Xtra Cool without knowing he was the one singing it.”
— Davido’s cousin, Nikos living..
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Experiencing 11 degrees at this time of the year is unexpected.
Makes it scary when winter starts proper in January 2027.
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