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In an awkward situation?
Finger guns
Life going to shit?
Finger guns
Did something right for once?
Finger guns
In short finger guns are always the answer (if not, try a peace sign)
Me sitting in DFW watching my original @AmericanAir flight leave the gate because I was rebooked to a later flight, even though I could’ve made this flight and I will now be late to work by over 3 hours and penalized for it.
Was set to have $300 worth of camera gear delivered. Happened to be gone while @UPS showed up, was given no time table, didn’t know I could sign early. He was too busy having headphones in to realize I was trying to talk to him via the ring camera.
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Now I can’t use my gear on my trip, or get it returned on time as I won’t be back in town before it needs delivered back to the sender. Thanks @UPS did a great job on this one for sure
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calisse retweeted
A lot of yall have 0 fathers so I understand why seeing someone have 2 of them may trigger yall
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surrounding himself with a bunch of children who have no concept of what they’re being used for and instilling in them a fear of trans people based on nothing but hate. this is the indoctrination i’ve been hearing about
Hey @RyanWaltersSupt
What kind of piece of shit wants to take education needs and assistance away from special education kids? Was it because no one ever put you in SpEd when you clearly needed it? So you feel left out?
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calisse retweeted
The people who have a problem with the picture on the left, do not have a problem with the picture on the right.
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When my MAGA family members begin to struggle financially,
I will not help them.
When my MAGA family members struggle to make their mortgages,
I will not help them.
When my MAGA family members struggle to put food on their tables,
I will not help them.
I have the means,
But I will not help.
My MAGA family members made a choice.
They voted against my wife, my daughters and my son.
I will never forget or forgive them.
They actually voted against themselves,
But they’re too fucking stupid to realize it.
Life is about choices.
They made theirs,
I’ve made mine.





































