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Joined January 2011
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Those heavy school bags were the lightest burden we ever carried.
Adulting has made you realize what? 👀
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Artetanyahu has taken dark arts to another level 😭
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Wrong door, Moo-Hammad!
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I would wipe my ass with the pages of the Quran if it wasn’t so disrespectful to my shit.
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"Huyo Ruto hana Akili" Who is this kid bwana... She cooked Ruto vibaya sana😂😂😂
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Kangemi Church of God in Westlands has reportedly decided that all faithfuls must join the Linda Mwananchi Movement Party.
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Replying to @thekenyatimes
He also toured Kibera! + deadly floods swept away river homes, followed by brutal state demolitions leaving thousands stranded. Add runaway living costs, routine shack fires, & open sewers. + ~250k official pop (NGOs say up to 1M) crammed into just 2.5 km² of mud & tin. + Relocation high-rises are going up, but residents fear getting priced out. Resilience is 100% grassroots. 🇰🇪 TALANTA STADIUM: THE AUDIT RECORD 💸 KSh35B approved → KSh45.85B contract 🚨 KSh10.85B unsupported difference 🏗️ CRBC awarded contract via disputed direct procurement ⚠️ Auditor questioned AG clearance 🏟️ KSh1.2B Jamhuri sports ground partly demolished for Talanta 📋 KSh2.16B in other stadium contracts flagged over procurement records Publish the contracts, payments and cost breakdown. Where’s the value for taxpayers?
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Guehi and donnarumma about to unleash delap's prime
🚨❌ OFFICIAL: Nottingham Forest have yet to score a single goal at home this season! 📉
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Hii inafaaa kuwekwa kwa billboard. Continue resting comrades 😢.
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Btw Rex Masai was about to do a wedding. They killed him and did an International Wedding for their kids
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Replying to @PiocheBrio
Pole bro ndio nmeona ,ngezichukua kama zingekua za black
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The book that justifies pedophilia, domestic violence, rape and murder.
The Book that doesn't have a single mistake 🤍
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George Ruto faces public anger in Nairobi CBD after he was spotted, with young people chanting ‘WanTam’ at him.
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TRANSLATION; “Mimi niko karibu kuwa Rais 2032 alafu mbwa (SIFUNA) ingine inataka kupita mbele kuniharibia ndoto yangu ya kuwa Rais wa Kenya. Nilisikia mwingine akisema ‘yetu ni yetu’ kwani mimi ni wa nani? Pia mimi ni Mluhya kama Sifuna,” Speaker Wetangula
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“Tunawaomba mtusaidie!” Shock as Prime CS Musalia Mudavadi appeals to the media to help them fight Edwin Sifuna’s popularity.
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When the Luos in ODM were chasing away Sifuna, they believed he would wither away like Ababu Namwamba. But he didn’t, that’s why they’re so bitter.
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Safari ni refu ajab! We live to fight for another day 🤲🫶. #Oursforever #Ingwee #FootballKE
Tupo site. Kwakhola
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Lo de Paraguay es la prueba número 3478 de que elegir a un millonario como Presidente porque “no va a robar” es una pésima idea y una gran mentira.
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They will never say it out loud, but Luos generally believe Luhyas should be their subordinates.
What is common from this picture??? If I speak I will be in soo much trouble btw
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I thought he was just hating until they panned down to the shoes 😭
Never forget when KG stopped mid interview because he didn't like Craig Sager's outfit
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