i am wifies. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍──── anonymous﹒ report submission : https://xitter.cf/t.co/zaOr7O2w6O

Joined February 2026
‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍──── you aren't me﹒ but i am you﹒
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"*a small cookie is on the ground...it somehow smells like roach.*" where's the cleaning department? lurkingauthor.straw.page
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"found a clone named ruinafies who supposedly escaped and said fuck the factory😭" none of you will ever be truly free from your home. so i would like to see them trying. lurkingauthor.straw.page
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oh, a squiddo. i have not seen her for a while.
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Seems like he's busy for the time being.. Perfect .
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【 a private conversation with @directorfied 】 in the quietness of his office, wifies sits in the couch where he has woken up hours ago. files upon files on the table, filled with nothing but work and work. but right now, he's not working. he's waiting. for someone. ...
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the director asked for a private talk, during the work hours? now that's not something that happens everyday. even more so... it happened a bit after his announcement of collaboration with his coworker, parrotx2. ...
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dear mojang, he hopes it's not because he has triggered something unknown. "let's get this over with", the scientist sighs out.
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you can't rush perfection #wifies #evilfies #directorfies
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ugh, how messy.
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pesky little rat.
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what an efficient day.
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"Hi —WIFIES clone 9153" hello. lurkingauthor.straw.page
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Animated Wifies emotes #wifies #wifiesfanart
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📻 ılıılıılıılıılıılı ᯤ Sources say there's fighting amongst the clones? ᯤ Surely there are more productive things to do than ragging on eachother.
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hm.. hm hm~🎶
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...i think my style is too cutesy. i learned from.. someone outside of the factory, thiugh.
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now all of you, shut up and get back to work. i've dealt with your rebellious attitudes long enough. any clones speak up now, i'm throwing you lots into the scrap machine.
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does it now? let me see. burning down a tree civillization first sight, what a good move for global evolution. digging chunks of blocks down to the bedrock layers for the usage of weaponary, mhm, totally for global evolution.
After YOU allowed me?? Do you hear yourself ?? Acting all mighty like you have any power or prestige over any of us. I'll have you know that the so called "brain dead" army I belong to has made more progress towards global evolution in a month than you ever had in your existance.
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an army, used for nothing more than war. you think i will trust your little fantasy, glorified lies?
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