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Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2013
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What is the most completely harmless, but overwhelmingly annoying thing someone can do? Two of mine: calling me buddy or big guy, and walking too slow in front of me
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When they said they were going for the quadruple, I didn't know they meant conceding quadruple of goals at Anfield.
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Manchester City recorded their lowest totals for possession (36%), passing accuracy (72%) & successful passes (219) in a Premier League match under Pep Guardiola against Arsenal tonight. [@Squawka] #afc
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Here’s a shocking stat, at least to me -> 85% Gen Z work out more than 3 times a week, representing 80% gym goers. Wow.
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HOT TAKE: No one's watching. Keep going. 📸: Crunch Chatsworth
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Isn’t it crazy that an Arsenal player getting injured lead to Lionel Messi winning the world cup
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If you want to be a marketer, there is a really good chance you'll spend more time in spreadsheets than you ever thought possible.
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NOTHING PERSONAL .. LONDON IS RED ❤️
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Top of the #PL = @Arsenal 🔴
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When you’re allowed to get paid while watching the upcoming @hootsuite social trends webinar 🥹
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Nice kick about with the boys. ⚽️❤️🤍 @Arsenal
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If you're hiring a marketer to do: - Content - Paid ads - Webinars - Community - Newsletters - Social media - Data analysis - Marketing ops - Lifecycle emails - Product launches - SEO, CRO, and ABM That's not a marketing hire. That's a marketing team.
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Me this morning omw to the office
Gorillaz - New Gold ft. Tame Impala
everyone sharing the location setting instagram meme is giving when older millennials and boomers share a facebook status that says “i don’t give facebook permission to use my photos”
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Arsenal fans couldn't resist 😂
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how ppl treat you when you’re not at your best really says a lot
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Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome
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Thankful for the companies who don’t ghost candidates after 2+ interviews. Even if I haven’t applied to them.
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Caffeine can kill your sleep quality + quantity. This is because it blocks adenosine receptors… Adenosine = The sleep-promoting hormone.
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