Paranoid Cat Community

Meet #001 – The Publisher. Every collection needs a cat who can't keep a secret. Ours just happens to be the one who made it his life's work. He built a website for things other people would rather keep in drawers, and then, one memorable afternoon, opened all the drawers at once. Papers everywhere. Some people never recovered. What followed: seven years in a very small embassy flat. One skateboard. An alarming amount of paperwork. And a cat in a striped tie, the only flatmate he ever fully trusted. (Cats don't leak. Cats judge.) Many years and even more paperwork later, he got on a plane and flew home to the other side of the world. His expression hasn't changed once since. Neither has his hobby: he still publishes everything, mostly to see who gets nervous first. Any resemblance to a certain Julian is purely… well. Ultra Rare · Stage 5 · Paranoid · #001, and already adopted. The other paranoid cats are still waiting for their humans: paranoidcat.com Parody. Not affiliated with any Julian, embassy or drawer.

The cat can't sleep. 4 buybacks in 30 hours. Latest: 707 parano1d:native → 6,885.6 $PCAT, locked until block 24,492,566. Total: 3,054 parano1d:native → 28,849.4 $PCAT locked until 2049. Almost 3% of the supply. Gone for 23 years. Buy: noidexplorer.org/tx/03fc3d07… Lock: noidexplorer.org/tx/05762708…

Why 702 cats? Because of Section 702. The number people whisper when they talk about mass surveillance. The cat read about it once and hasn't opened the curtains since. The file: 📜 Section 702 is part of FISA, the US Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. It was added in 2008. 🕵️ It lets US agencies collect the messages of non-Americans abroad. No individual warrant needed. 🖥️ PRISM, the program Edward Snowden exposed in 2013, runs under it. 🔁 It came with an expiry date. It was renewed in 2012, in 2018 and in 2024. 🐈 The cat is not American and does not live in America. The cat did the math. Then he kept looking, and 702 kept showing up: 📞 702 is the area code of Las Vegas, Clark County. The cat remembers a Captain Clark from the number 23. He is not saying it means something. He is saying he wrote it down. 🔤 Count every code from A to ZZ and you get exactly 702. In a spreadsheet, column ZZ is number 702. So the collection got its size: • 702 cats in five stages of paranoia: Distrustful, Alarmed, Guarded, Vigilant, Paranoid • 414 + 191 + 69 + 23 + 5 = 702 • 690 wait in the pot. That is 23 × 30. The other 12 can be picked directly • 702 is the limit written into the chain Cat 703 cannot exist. The cat checked. Twice.

Third buyback is done. 1,270 NOID → 11,904.7 $PCAT Locked for 23 years, until block 24,492,390. The cat checked: 1,270 is not divisible by 23. He is looking into it. Total so far: 2,347 $NOID spent → 21,963.8 $PCAT locked until ~2049 That's about 2.2% of the total supply. Verify: Buy: noidexplorer.org/tx/9306ed26… Lock: noidexplorer.org/tx/95991803…

We made a game. The cats think it's a surveillance program. Paranoid Merge: – Drop cats. Two of a kind merge into one, slightly more paranoid cat. – Stack them too high and you get SPOTTED. – Merge two Whistleblowers and they vanish without a trace. +23,023 points. We can neither confirm nor deny. Free, in your browser, no wallet needed. The leaderboard is watching you. Climb it anyway. paranoidcat.com/game/

Second buyback is done. 777 NOID → 6,772.8 $PCAT Locked for 23 years, until block 24,490,534. The amount is random. It landed on 777. The cat is now suspicious of the random number generator. Total so far: 1,077 $NOID spent → 10,059 $PCAT locked until ~2049 The next one fires on its own: a random amount between 500 and 1,500 NOID, at a random time. Don't trust us. Verify: Buy: noidexplorer.org/tx/24ad8d40… Lock: noidexplorer.org/tx/de1a34f0… Full log: paranoidcat.com/buyback/

Why does one cat cost exactly 23 NOID? Because the cat counted. Whiskers, windows, unread messages. Everything comes out to 23 if you stare long enough. The evidence: 🧬 You got 23 chromosomes from your mother and 23 from your father. 🌍 The Earth is tilted by about 23 degrees. That is where seasons come from. 🎂 Put 23 people in a room and two of them probably share a birthday. 🗡️ Caesar was stabbed 23 times. ➗ 2 divided by 3 is 0.666... 🔤 W is the 23rd letter. Two points down, three points up. 🚢 William S. Burroughs knew a Captain Clark who bragged about 23 years at sea without an accident. His ferry sank that same day. That evening the radio reported a plane crash. Flight 23. The pilot: Captain Clark. Coincidence? The cat does not believe in those. So the whole collection runs on it: • 23 NOID per mystery cat • 690 cats in the pot. That is 23 × 30 • Exactly 23 Epics • Every $NOID you pay buys back $PCAT, locked for 23 years Nobody can touch it until then. Not you, not us, not the cat. Send 23. Get a cat. Check the math yourself.

How the $PCAT NFTs work: Every NFT sale sends parano1d:native to the founder wallet. At a set amount, it automatically buys back $PCAT. The bought $PCAT gets locked for 23 years. First buyback is done: 300 NOID spent → 3,286.2 $PCAT bought back and locked until 2049. Dont trust us. Verify: Buy: noidexplorer.org/tx/b5d091b8… Lock: noidexplorer.org/tx/cba0ba74… Proofs over promises. paranoidcat.com/buyback

Welcome to the PCAT community. Built around the Parano1d network. Driven by the community. Powered by a healthy amount of paranoia. Memes, NFTs, ideas and everything happening around PCAT. No empty promises. Just a community building something of its own. Stay paranoid. 🐈‍⬛