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Joined March 2011
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What's big and spotty and has a cunt half way down its back?
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1st pub on my stag! I do have a couple of talented mates! RT please
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Fill your heart with what’s important
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Here they come: politicians jumping on the football bandwagon when it suits them. We all know you don’t give a monkey’s about the sport until you want to bask in any reflective glory. Bore off Boris. teapawt.net/borisjohnson/status/10…
So proud of the team - they’ve done our country proud. Will come home to a much deserved heroes' welcome. 🦁🦁🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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“Thought I was getting weird looks in Dunelm.” - My mum lady and gents hahahaha
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Just gonna leave this here so you can make your own mind up. 🙃 #LoveIsland teapawt.net/LoveIsland/status/1014…
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So this I know is happening everywhere but this was Sandpits Road Tw10 -21st June 12;35 broad daylight. Mother and child attached. And some #Heroes in a lorry chased them off. Call 101 or 999 if u know these scumbags..
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This police dog has mastered an incredible skill bit.ly/2Ir9bUB
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Geezer's impressions are all spot on 😂
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My step son has got me watching Love Island tonight. All of these thong bikinis are making my toes curl. I’m granny pants all the way.
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Warning to all Londoners: make sure you don’t get stabbed by a cheeseburger today. – at Kensington, London
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Tracy sed she wantz her mum 4 crismas so duke got her a dog lmao gud 1 dukey babez
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Tracyz talkin about her mum agen ffs sum1 get me ma violin
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Snap, crackle and slutdrop
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Justine gave bouncer a handjob. That's the Littlewoods touch xxx
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Social media leads to too many assumptions 🙄 just because you don’t post pics of people , doesn’t mean you don’t associate with them , just because you don’t post pics of what you’re doing doesn’t mean you haven’t done them.. people take social media far too serious🙃
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Mark Steward, Director of Enforcement on how to stay #ScamSmart fca.org.uk/scamsmart
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