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Anya Taylor-JOI

@parmetheus

I've never been skydiving but I do fall down a lot. @belowparmetheus - weird stupid horny alt for stupid horny weirdos MDNI, I don't value your opinions.

 Singapore, mostly.
bandcamp.com/parmetheus
Joined July 2012
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In hindsight, I should have realised I was bi when I named my penis 'Marlena'.
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Dreamed a woman broke up with me because I didn't want to become a voice actor.
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Every interest I have, everything I care about, is a little bit stupid. I think that's beautiful.
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Announcement: I hurt my shoulder so I will be spanking left-handed for the immediate future; please adjust expectations (and posture) accordingly.
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Normal-Amount-of-Nutting November
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She's a 4 but she yells "A-Ring-A-Ding-Ding!" when you hit her g-spot
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This catfish wasted so much time listening to my problems I feel like I owe her my credit card info.
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She's a 4 but she yells "A-Ring-A-Ding-Ding!" when you hit her g-spot
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You can save a Gif by donating just $3/month to hungry Gifs. Go to SaveTheGifs.org for more info.
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My polycule unionized but the mafia rigged our union elections so now 3 times every week a fat dude comes over to not fuck me.
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The proper way to save a gif is to take 259 screenshots and then splice then together in a gif creator app
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I love hitting Show More and now I have to scroll for 3 minutes to get past this damn essay
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Realising that human civilisation only has about 2 generations left really helped me with my FOMO.
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ugh@ughfinewhateverNov 10
the brits really popped off with innit. I love to say it it’s so fun. unfortunately england must still pay for its crimes
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I don't own a full-length mirror so I have to jump really high to do a camltoe check
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Thank you Google Photos for recognizing these as Core Memories
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Thank you Google Photos for recognizing these as Core Memories
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Follow me on fetlife to see my regular tweets, but reworded to cater to less interesting perverts.
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Follow me on Instagram for virtually no content
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Follow me on LinkedIn to see me lie.
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My DMs are open for Diwali wishes and butts.
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