Head of @qmul, the second-most prestigious Russell Group university beginning with Q. Clean hands - why do you ask? [email protected] (parody)
a state of outright denial
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Nothing to see here! Don’t they know the idea of modern HE is to make it your own personal piggy bank? @qmul @officestudents @qmsu @qmul_cs #colintheCOIcarp #graphene #Corruption
Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) retweeted
Excellent response rate on this form for reporting staff, with multiple reports from a dedicated student called Prince Apalsaprick! Great engagement whilst protecting education!
@qmul_cs @QMSU
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Management at QMUL are asking students to snitch on members of staff if they speak about why they are on strike
This is another disgraceful attempt at intimidating workers taking lawful industrial action
RT IF YOU CONDEMN THIS BULLYING
#ucuRISING
ALT Feedback form about industrial action aimed at students saying "Please complete this form to let us know if your educator talked about the reasons why they are taking strike action in your lecture/seminar
Excellent response rate on this form for reporting staff, with multiple reports from a dedicated student called Prince Apalsaprick! Great engagement whilst protecting education!
@qmul_cs @QMSU
BREAKING
Management at QMUL are asking students to snitch on members of staff if they speak about why they are on strike
This is another disgraceful attempt at intimidating workers taking lawful industrial action
RT IF YOU CONDEMN THIS BULLYING
#ucuRISING
ALT Feedback form about industrial action aimed at students saying "Please complete this form to let us know if your educator talked about the reasons why they are taking strike action in your lecture/seminar
I assure you it was on high quality non recyclable A4! We put quality assurance and treatment of students at the heart of our mission! @timeshighered @qmul @qmul_cs @QMSU @ucu
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Queen Mary in the media! Another good ‘impact’ case study for the next REF/TEF/metric chasing exercise, right? @qmul @qmul_cs @QMSU @TimesEducation @QAAtweets
Universities condemned over threat to dock all pay of striking staff theguardian.com/education/20…
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This photo must be fake- they all respect and fear me too much to turn out to strike in those numbers! @qmul_cs @ucu @qmsu @officestudents
Our pickets have been BUZZING! This was even just at the end. It's almost as if that staff survey that showed that very few members of staff were ok with how the university was run is a clear reflection of the feeling?
#ucuRISING
ALT a WHOLE LOT of fabulous people standing together for a better university!
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Seems my master plan to intimidate staff out of striking is working across the sector, with no support from students either... Oh wait, no!! @qmul_cs @qmul @ucu @qmsu @officestudents
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Excellent! @QMUL in the news for pioneering methods of threatening staff unlawfully! Knew it would pay off! @qm_cs @QMSU @GuardianEdu @timeshighered @indomitusconvoy
No surprise to see @QMUL on this list. Having pioneered the worst industrial relations witnessed in HE during 2022, VC Colin Bailey has yet again threatened his staff with 100% pay deductions for action short of striking. Tag QMUL, tell them what a disgrace this is.
#ucuRISING
University bosses are against bullying! *brain scrambled* Time to get back to an unlawful pay deductions policy during a cost of living crisis! @QMUL @QMSU @UCU @qmul_cs
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After issuing new threats to staff for daring to negotiate their worsening pay and conditions while I’m coining it, back to real-world problems: Despite hurtful stickers going up around campus, I confirm I am not, nor ever have been, an egg. #eggbailey @qmul_cs @ucu @qm_ucu
You might say vindictive, I would say strategic - words don’t really matter in leadership but smart actions like starving staff for my ego do! @qmul @QMSU @qmul_cs @PandaStrikeQMUL theguardian.com/education/20…
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Why bother with the law, quality assurance of degrees and the reputation of @qmul when you enjoy bullying so much, eh? @Eulogy_London might be able to tell us how to brand manage that? @qmsu @qmul_cs @officestudents @timeshighered @PrivateEyeNews
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What our students love about bullying and attempted strike breaking is giving everyone one of two marks and using single words for feedback!! If that’s not value for money, what is? @qmul_cs @qmul @QMSU @QAAtweets @timeshighered @officestudents @guardian
.@QMUL must have set a record of sorts. In 1 module a hired hand marked close to half a million words worth of essays in 3 days.
The few lucky students who got 'feedback' were all told it was "excellent," "nice" "outstanding". Their peers who didn't get feedback truly miss out.
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Overseas students paying 3 grand a module for 10 words of feedback! Where others might see a complete erosion of standards and fraud to break the union I see $$$$$$! @qmul_cs @QMSU @QAAtweets @timeshighered @guardian
Look at the “helpful” feedback @QMUL students are receiving from staff brought in to break the boycott: 🧵
ALT Three pieces of "feedback": "Good attempt – coherence can be better in places but overall an engaging section." "Good attempt but examples can be more coherent and detailed." "Good attempt here although can be more coherent in places."
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Attacking @qmul staff rights has gone so well it’s caused an investigation! Shows you how well the management style of a hard man who disregards the law can work! @timeshighered @guardian @QAAtweets
Congratulations! It’s a(n) @officestudents enquiry 👶🎉🎉
(A mini thread on student success & CB being put in the hot seat 1/6)
💡Let’s go down under to outsource grading to non-expert consultants! Unfair grading and lack of quality assurance is what good leadership is all about! Breaking management-staff and student trust always comes first! @qmul @timeshighered @qmsu @officestudents @QAAtweets
BREAKING: We have learned that @QMUL management is considering using external staff from Curio, an Australian Higher Education consultancy @curio_group, to try to break our marking boycott and grade student essays. A 🧵 on #TheCuriosCase: 1/13
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Professor Colin Failey (a parody of an HE head) retweeted
Nothing to see here! Don’t they know the idea of modern HE is to make it your own personal piggy bank? @qmul @officestudents @qmsu @qmul_cs #colintheCOIcarp #graphene #Corruption
Here’s some education for you! ‘Conflict of Interest (COI): a situation in which a person is in a position to derive personal benefit from actions or decisions made in their official capacity.’
I’m #ColinTheCOIcarp #ColinBaileyGrapheneCorruption
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