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If you want to understand Boomer psychology, watch The Big Chill. This cozy art house classic follows old college friends gather due to a friend’s suicide. They proceed to mourn by doing cocaine, commiting adultery, doing insider trading and getting the career woman pregnant lmao
Hi @mizzou @Munychoi4545 has this student been expelled yet
My hidden folder is full of photos of my wife and they get the job done better than any porn. It is not a sin to lust after your wife. Literally impossible. Crank hog to your woman.
Average voter
A 29-year-old pest control salesman says he bets on sports every day, wagering between $80,000 and $120,000 a year — as much as or more than his $97,000 salary.
He tells @JimAxelrod he sometimes puts an entire paycheck on his bets. cbsnews.com/news/sports-bett…
Occupied fucking country
NEW: @realBrandonGill in video filmed in Israel for AIPAC:
“We’re here in Israel right now with Republicans and Democrats”
“We’ve been learning all about Israeli history and the Jewish people”
“We’ve got a lot more to do and thank you guys [AIPAC] for having us on”
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Replying to @ZaidJilani
An example of not assimilating would be immigrating to a country and responding with mockery and contempt when the people who were here before you express alarm over the rapid transformation of their communities.
Miss Rachel clumsily wandered into a heated global conflict because she saw people posting about it on Instagram and is now upset people disagree with her.
This might be the hardest story I've ever written.
Ms. Rachel is one of the biggest children's entertainers in the world. She's drawn outrage and adoration for her stance on Gaza — but can her private life survive the public scrutiny?
rollingstone.com/culture/cul…
“And then I masturbate once I get to where it happened.”
I have never been more in on AI. Full steam ahead.
Bo French is directly over the target. Never seen so much retching and defensive behavior over an observation.
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“Being an American is whoever attends sporting events and roots really hard ”
What if we pulled you apart with horses
UT is virtually impossible to get into if you are a white texan. If you are white and want to get into UT, you must:
-Graduate in the top 10% of your class, no matter your class size
-Attend all four years of high school in Texas
-Get a 32 on the ACT. 1400 on SAT.
-paper plates and plastic forks are a life saver
-10mg of creatine before bed
-mom’s needs are the only thing that matters
-Gregorian chants and other music at 528hz will put a fussy baby to sleep almost instantly
-become a pro at swaddling
-every minute of sleep counts
“Did the baby crying bother you?” is such a baseline question to determine whether or not Simeon is a decent human being



























