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Honestly, I used to think it was only women that get pressured to marry.
Until yesterday β¦
My aunty actually called a family meeting for her son because heβs over 40 and still not married π
I went there as a good cousin, sat quietly in one corner⦠already calculating the food I will eat after the meeting.
Not knowing I came for premium drama πΏ
After opening prayer, they called my cousin to come and explain himself.
This man stood up with full confidence and said:
βIβm not financially stable yet. I need more time before marriage.β
Omorβ¦
Na so my aunty scream, fall down, and start rolling π
She was shouting:
βYou that have two cars and your own house?? My enemies have finally caught me!!!β
Wahala
My cousin now reminded her that he brought one lady years ago and she rejected her.
That heβs not even interested in marriage again for now.
Omor⦠the same aunty started begging:
βPlease bring her back, I will accept her!!!β
I just sat there likeβ¦ wow π
Everybody was rushing to carry her, fan her, pour waterβ¦
Meanwhile me, my own problem was differentβ¦
No food.
After I burning fuel money in this fuel economy, I now came to sit down and watch film for free???
Wahala
At the end, the family gave him one year ultimatum:
βBring a wife or we will find one for you.β
I just kept quiet and faced my lifeβ¦
Because the way things are going for me ehnβ¦
By the time itβs my turn,
my own family will not even stress themselves π
They will just carry me go market like:
βWho wan marry? We get one fine boy here, very calm, no wahalaβ
Aru
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We need more films like "Twilight of the Warriors"
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Replying to @okonkwo_jnr0129
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Replying to @Kalshi_Film
The reason Idris Elba will never play Bond is simple: every film would be 100 minutes of him being pulled over by a cop and asked, "Is this your Aston Martin, Sir?"
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We'll be there βοΈ
Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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Money fit everybody. You just never get am yet.
Money go fit you die.
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My top 20 movies of the year so far. π¬π₯
I still havenβt seen You Can See Everything yet, so this could definitely change.
1. The Odyssey
2. Brand New Day
3. Project Hail Mary
4. Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother
5. Obsession
6. Digger
7. Invite
8. Bone Temple
9. Buddy
My top 20 movies of the year so far. π¬π₯
I still havenβt seen You Can See Everything yet, so this could definitely change.
1. The Odyssey
2. Brand New Day
3. Project Hail Mary
4. Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother
5. Obsession
6. Digger
7. Invite
8. Bone Temple
9. Buddy
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From hopeless Tottenham career to Ballon d'Or in Munich.
Harry Kane πππ
Just don't die. Time is your ally.
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Terrible light in parts of somolu, fadeyi and jibowu πͺπͺπͺ even after writing them officially with some sprinkles of abeg to put us back on band A, yet dem still no gree. Make dem no worry abeg go be water by the time we all go solar
Terrible light in parts of somolu, fadeyi and jibowu πͺπͺπͺ even after writing them officially with some sprinkles of abeg to put us back on band A, yet dem still no gree. Make dem no worry abeg go be water by the time we all go solar
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BREAKING NEWS ποΈπππππππ
ACTOR FRANCIS DURE IS D3AD.
VETERAN NOLLYWOOD ACTOR FRANCIS DURU DIES AT 57
A Veteran Nollywood actor Francis Duru has died, aged 57, following a brief illness.
BREAKING NEWS ποΈπππππππ
ACTOR FRANCIS DURE IS D3AD.
VETERAN NOLLYWOOD ACTOR FRANCIS DURU DIES AT 57
A Veteran Nollywood actor Francis Duru has died, aged 57, following a brief illness.
π From iconic child star to bone-crunching action leadβlove this shot of Jet Li and Xie Miao!
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Money will come. Just don't die
Did You Know? β Seraph (The Matrix / Collin Chou)
Collin Chou portrays Seraph, the martial arts protector of the Oracle, in The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions.
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