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Honestly, I used to think it was only women that get pressured to marry. Until yesterday … My aunty actually called a family meeting for her son because he’s over 40 and still not married 😭 I went there as a good cousin, sat quietly in one corner… already calculating the food I will eat after the meeting. Not knowing I came for premium drama 🍿 After opening prayer, they called my cousin to come and explain himself. This man stood up with full confidence and said: β€œI’m not financially stable yet. I need more time before marriage.” Omor… Na so my aunty scream, fall down, and start rolling 😭 She was shouting: β€œYou that have two cars and your own house?? My enemies have finally caught me!!!” Wahala My cousin now reminded her that he brought one lady years ago and she rejected her. That he’s not even interested in marriage again for now. Omor… the same aunty started begging: β€œPlease bring her back, I will accept her!!!” I just sat there like… wow 😭 Everybody was rushing to carry her, fan her, pour water… Meanwhile me, my own problem was different… No food. After I burning fuel money in this fuel economy, I now came to sit down and watch film for free??? Wahala At the end, the family gave him one year ultimatum: β€œBring a wife or we will find one for you.” I just kept quiet and faced my life… Because the way things are going for me ehn… By the time it’s my turn, my own family will not even stress themselves 😭 They will just carry me go market like: β€œWho wan marry? We get one fine boy here, very calm, no wahala” Aru πŸ’β€β™€οΈ
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
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We need more films like "Twilight of the Warriors"
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Replying to @okonkwo_jnr0129
Itel 1000 power tank is a good buy but if you have a little extra to spend then moli power is perfect for you 2kva 2.7kw battery with pv output of 2000watts and can be upgraded to 4kve 5.4kw battery difference is just 100k between them
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Replying to @Kalshi_Film
The reason Idris Elba will never play Bond is simple: every film would be 100 minutes of him being pulled over by a cop and asked, "Is this your Aston Martin, Sir?"
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We'll be there ✍️
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Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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Money fit everybody. You just never get am yet. Money go fit you die.
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My top 20 movies of the year so far. 🎬πŸ”₯ I still haven’t seen You Can See Everything yet, so this could definitely change. 1. The Odyssey 2. Brand New Day 3. Project Hail Mary 4. Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother 5. Obsession 6. Digger 7. Invite 8. Bone Temple 9. Buddy
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My top 20 movies of the year so far. 🎬πŸ”₯ I still haven’t seen You Can See Everything yet, so this could definitely change. 1. The Odyssey 2. Brand New Day 3. Project Hail Mary 4. Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother 5. Obsession 6. Digger 7. Invite 8. Bone Temple 9. Buddy
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10. The Devil Wears Prada 2 11. Toy Story 5 12. You, Me & Tuscany 13. Hokum 14. Clayface 15. End of Oak Street 16. Michael 17. Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma 18. The Death of Robin Hood 19. Send Help 20. Ready or Not 2
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From hopeless Tottenham career to Ballon d'Or in Munich. Harry Kane πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Just don't die. Time is your ally.
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Terrible light in parts of somolu, fadeyi and jibowu πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ even after writing them officially with some sprinkles of abeg to put us back on band A, yet dem still no gree. Make dem no worry abeg go be water by the time we all go solar
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Terrible light in parts of somolu, fadeyi and jibowu πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ even after writing them officially with some sprinkles of abeg to put us back on band A, yet dem still no gree. Make dem no worry abeg go be water by the time we all go solar
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BREAKING NEWS πŸ—žοΈπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ ACTOR FRANCIS DURE IS D3AD. VETERAN NOLLYWOOD ACTOR FRANCIS DURU DIES AT 57 A Veteran Nollywood actor Francis Duru has died, aged 57, following a brief illness.
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BREAKING NEWS πŸ—žοΈπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ ACTOR FRANCIS DURE IS D3AD. VETERAN NOLLYWOOD ACTOR FRANCIS DURU DIES AT 57 A Veteran Nollywood actor Francis Duru has died, aged 57, following a brief illness.
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Money will come. Just don't die
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Did You Know? – Seraph (The Matrix / Collin Chou) Collin Chou portrays Seraph, the martial arts protector of the Oracle, in The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions.
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I can spend 3 hours watching blackhead removal
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