Me, in the Anstronomer office, after our CEO, Andy Byron, got caught showing his work relationship, on the Jumbotron, at a Coldplay concert.
Announcer: Lakers down 2, Bronny’s got the ball to win the game.
Bronny:
#SummerLeague
Nico Harrison, after Luka and the #Lakers got eliminated by the Timberwolves in the first round of the playoffs.
Stephen A. Smith, after The Giddler hit a buzzer-beater to beat the LeBron and the Lakers. #LALvsCHI
Mac McClung, in the NBA Slam Dunk contest, every year. #NBAAllStar2025
Dennis Nguyen retweeted
GAME. OVER. 🎤 #SuperBowl
Me, when Kendrick Lamar finally got to “Not Like Us” #SuperBowl
It’s about to get real LA in LA, right now. 🕺 #SuperBowl #KendrickBowl
Them: The NBA’s ratings are declining.
NBA scriptwriters: Trade Luka for Anthony Davis and trade De’Aaron Fox to the Spurs to play with Wemby.
How everyone pulling up to Twitter to roast SEC fans, Paul Finebaum, Lane Kiffin and Nick Saban, after UGA’s loss to Notre Dame. #NDvsUGA #SugarBowl
Kalen DeBoer: Bama is a playoff team.
Michigan:
#GoBlue #ReliaQuestBowl









