@patchfacee

I do not have the makings of a varsity athlete

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Martin VII@Nedao4548h
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Lauren@laurennUTD4h
Fair play this is fucking hilarious
𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@_DIGB10h
Clock Lisandro Martinez out partying at the 25 second mark wearing a beanie hat and shades No wonder Man United are in a relegation battle
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毛巴佩（ Maobappé）出场了
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Ian@IanM1st9h
Shaw - Lisandro - Maguire - Dalot
Pop Base
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Today is the 2026 Israel Knesset election.
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Les chinois qui découvrent le concept de la liberté d'expression
小爱同学
@Nnnxq3j21h
既然姆巴佩可以，拿我们的领袖来开玩笑，我们是不是也可以用拿破仑来开玩笑？🤔🤔🤔
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Thank you for so much Elon
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4 years ago today, Elon Musk bought Twitter.
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Clash Report
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Netanyahu: They are trying to steal the election from us!
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Our dajjal left yahoodis behind in beghairti
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الهندي اذا شرب مويه نظيفة بالغلط
Samurai_jeet 🇯🇵🇮🇳🇮🇱
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Please Stop Bullying Japan! 🇮🇳❤🇯🇵
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just cancelled my temu order out of respect for mbappe
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Netanyahu's Imran Khan Arc.
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Netanyahu: They are trying to steal the election from us!
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Bro calling yourself chinese might be worse than calling Mao a dictator 🤣🤣
Madrib Central
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🚨💣 Vini Jr: “I have utmost RESPECT for the Chinese People and for President Xi Jinping.” Infact, I consider myself partially Chinese *smiles*. 🇨🇳
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yaaaar. aesay kyun lagatay ho tasweer. mujhay laga guzar gaye.
Zard si Gana
@ZardSiOct 27
🚨🇮🇷 BREAKING Iranian Professor Marandi mysteriously remains silent after the successful talks between Iran, Saudi Arabia and Türkiye, arranged by Pakistan. - Some sources say he has been having sudden health issues since yesterday.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kylian Mbappé
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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ik he’s still laughing at the meme🤣🤣
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They're really fucked though
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Must be your fault
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They made the meme and then blamed him for laughing along.
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Chinay thoray ajeeb say hotay hain
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Field Marshal Kyllian Munir
🤖 Made with AI
Kylian Mbappé
@KMbappe15h
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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It means they probably have a job
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@diplomacyyapperOct 26
Being apolitical in 2026 is a red flag 🚩
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Jokes on you to think China wants anything that resembles cultural hegemony. The days of exporting democracy and liberalism are over.
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You can't hope to achieve anything resembling cultural hegemony when even the mildest jokes are perceived as a declaration of war on the nation.
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Pakistaniyon ka aik aur abbu daalay me chukka gaya
Zard si Gana
@ZardSiOct 27
🚨🇮🇷 BREAKING Iranian Professor Marandi mysteriously remains silent after the successful talks between Iran, Saudi Arabia and Türkiye, arranged by Pakistan. - Some sources say he has been having sudden health issues since yesterday.
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