In Nigeria, going to the market with ₦20,000 and returning home with two bags of provisions is becoming a luxury. How are families coping with these prices?

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𝐄𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐆𝐲 · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:38 AM UTC

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@247grindG1h

as a guy, you gaz dey 10 steps ahead of your peers always. make them no sabi your next move.

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Roy · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:44 AM UTC

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Roy

@heisroy223h

Girls have this one behavior, it's when they see you eating that is time dey get hungry 😂

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~Mech~ 🍁 · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:11 AM UTC

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@Uncle__Mech2h

Fun Fact: the reason why we are called “people” is because we “pee” and “poo”…

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Williams · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:56 AM UTC

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@Williams244213h

Birds 🕊️ are no Longer safer in the sky because of arsenal players 😎

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sSir Hor Lar · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:47 AM UTC

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Mini bangers 🥲

October dump, make it your banger tweets:

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ThePidginMan · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:05 AM UTC

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ThePidginMan

@ThePidginMan4h

Person wey no get fan they talk say E no like A.C...🤪

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Galaxi · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:12 AM UTC

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@Xgalaxiverse4h

Is it really possible to get HIV from oral sex, or is that just an excuse someone makes?

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𝛴𝐿 · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:47 AM UTC

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@Mr_Onyeaka4h

Every single girl that graduated from tertiary institution at some point slept with a married man. 🪶

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ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:09 AM UTC

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@IyelolaIge6h

Some things are not necessary sha 😩 Why would you tell your wife to cut off all her friends and even change her number? Now we want to reach her to supply materials and her number is not going through. I went to her store and she has moved to a new location. Nobody has her new number.

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STACEY🧚‍♀️ · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:53 AM UTC

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@Staceyfor64h

There's something comforting about visiting your childhood home and finding little things that haven't changed. The furniture might be different, the neighborhood might look older, but one familiar smell can take you back years in a second.

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