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@patrickjfitz

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we have an engineer that has slept in the office for the last 4 months he moved into a new apartment and hasn't slept there once we've tried to encourage him to go home for a bit but he prefers to live in the office you don't realise how locked in our team is
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The concept of “wake and bake” is insane to me Ah yes, good morning, time to make myself retarded
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First up: Cork Rose (and expert clapper) Kate O’Shaughnessy.
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I propose Wayne Barnes has to take the same hit from the French Bloke so he can confirm it was not a high degree of danger. #IREvFRA
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They're coming home #NothingToDeclare
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Hi @elonmusk: can we pay to see our acct. files and what algorithms were used against us specifically and collectively by the team gaslighting old twitter? It’s worth a year’s worth of $8 monthly payments to me easily. Even to find out that it was all just in my head. ;-) $96?
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Replying to @zackkanter
How do we get it to 95%?
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Fascinating. What are the driving forces here?
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The only shortcut is truth.
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"Examine what is said, not who speaks." — Arab Proverb
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FWIW, I've been running #covid dash for #Ireland, fed only by official govt data feed. Tops is daily cases and 7-day avg. Middle is daily hospitalizations (bars) and 28-day avg (line). Bottom is hospitalisation rate. Top right is your odds once +ve, of needing Hosp (last 2 weeks) – at Dublin City, Ireland
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I'm confused All the data suggests schools and residential What affect has closing the nightclubs had? What affect has covid cert in gyms had? Is there any chance we could make some sort of data lead decisions?
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I'm fully vaccinated and I have had my booster. No, I don't know "what's in it". Neither this vaccine or the ones I had as a child. Nor do I know what's in the 11 secret herbs and spices at KFC. – at Aspull, England
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Both Usain Bolt and I can run 100 meters.
Maxime Bernier (@MaximeBernier) profile pictureMaxime Bernier
@MaximeBernier10 Dec 2021
Both the vaccinated and unvaccinated can spread the virus.
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Data shows us that the higher the vaccination rate, the lower the death rate. #COVID19 #VaccinesWork
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Fascinating to see Carbery at fullback now. Two playmakers on the pitch for Ireland. Actually, three if you include Furlong.
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Think this needs another few views before the weekend.
Stephen Ferris (@StephenFerris6) profile pictureStephen Ferris@StephenFerris626 Mar 2021
This is very good. Go on Tadhg.... go on... go on Tadhg @tadhgfurlong
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The only basis for mass coordination is to build win-win games.
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What would Team Europe look like with Tommy Fleetwood's hair? (Warning: You can't unsee these images)
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