Dad to Scarlett & Norah. Husband to Nancy. Comedian (yes really). Host @cbcdebaters, @debaterslive. Head writer @thepattersonian. Likes hats.
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Did this as a tribute to Gord Downie. It also serves as tribute to our other great Gords we’ve lost recently. Thanks @ComedyRecords for putting this lyric video together. #HappyCanadaDay
🇨🇦HAPPY CANADA DAY!🇨🇦 Enjoy a brand new track from Steve Patterson's forthcoming album!
Oh Canada, we love you Gordie!
Album details coming soon!
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Henceforth every really dumb mistake in British Columbia shall be dubbed an “Eby”…
B.C. Conservatives win majority government, return to power after nearly a century theglobeandmail.com/canada/a…
Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 retweeted
With the 2026 Poppy Campaign underway, what are some of the ways Canadians can show their support for Veterans outside of wearing a Poppy? Here are some ideas!
👉Show you Remember by posting a photo of your Poppy on social media, and use #GetYourPoppy
👉If you’re a local organization, contact your local Legion Branch about requesting a collection box to support the 2026 Poppy Campaign.
👉Donate to the National Poppy Fund Online: legion.ca/donations
I would have gone with “don’t let the Canadian border hit you in the arse on the way out”.
#BREAKING: Alberta's Danielle Smith tells UCP members to get on Team Canada or find new party ctvnews.ca/edmonton/article/…
He probably tried to pick it up himself but couldn’t handle it. Should have gotten a female military member to do it. This administration is a collection of the worst of the worst.
The true mark of a loser is preparing to blame the loss on others before the loss…
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra said if any actions by Canadians end up amounting to election interference, the United States will respond. thestar.com/news/canada/u-s-…
Get ready to get your poppies Canada! Good talk.
Beginning in 2026, The Royal Canadian Legion’s National Poppy Campaign will take place annually from October 24 to November 11.
The standardized campaign period will give more Canadians the opportunity to wear a Poppy, provide more time to raise funds in support of Veterans and their families, and make it easier for businesses, schools and community organizations to plan their participation.
Our campaign is powered by volunteers—and every contribution matters. Legion members: Please consider volunteering. Whether you can fill a short shift, deliver or collect Poppy boxes, or help at a campaign location, your time will make a meaningful difference. Contact your branch to learn more legion.ca/contact-us/find-a-…
Not yet a member? Join your local Legion Branch and help carry forward one of Canada’s most important traditions. legion.ca/join-us
Businesses and community organizations: If you would like to participate in this year’s campaign, please contact your local Legion Branch to learn how you can help. legion.ca/contact-us/find-a-…
Please mark October 24 to November 11 on your calendar. Together, we can honour Canada’s Veterans, support their families and ensure the Poppy remains a powerful symbol of Remembrance.
Before you check out where this happened, yes it was North Bay…
'This is disgusting': Mayoral candidate pulls bra out during debate, then storms off stage cp24.com/news/canada/2026/10…
Ron Howard voice: “They have lost”…
‘I think we’ve won’: Separatist leader says Alberta referendum has promoted ‘serious, adult discussion’ cp24.com/news/canada/2026/10…
ALT ‘I think we’ve won’: Separatist leader says Alberta referendum has promoted ‘serious, adult discussion’
I wish a certain orange world leader would start “aggressively melting”…
Scientists find Doomsday Glacier is melting ‘more aggressively’ than thought, with big impacts for sea level rise ctvnews.ca/climate-and-envir…
I predict that by midway through next season, with the Jays already eliminated, they’ll open up the playing field to vehicular traffic…
Toronto’s Rogers Centre will let people belt golf balls from upper decks this winter
blogto.com/sports_play/2026/…
Man with non-functioning brain tries to explain how a non-thing works…
#BREAKING: Trump says Canada will end up being the 51st state ‘because that’s the only way it works’ ctvnews.ca/world/trumps-tari…
Enter Blandman...
Metallica has a radical message for an America exhausted by celebrity politics: shut up and play the damn music. newsweek.com/metallica-james…
When we bought tickets for this draw for last night, our 7 year old said if we won I could have "ten bucks". Gotta believe she'll up it to at least 15 for this one. Especially considering I'm the one buying the go$%amn tickets.
Lotto Max jackpot grows to historic $90 million, Canada’s biggest lottery prize ever cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/…
“MOST think?” The others have proof that he does.
Most Americans think that Donald Trump is profiting off the presidency either illegally or unethically, according to a new poll
time-magazine.visitlink.me/i…
This ought to do it…
Poilievre heads to Detroit to push for tariff-free trade ctvnews.ca/politics/article/…
I predict this turkey won’t be seen as of Tuesday morning…
A turkey has been spotted waddling around this west-end Toronto neighbourhood for weeks cp24.com/local/toronto/2026/…
