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@pattyesque

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Joined October 2010
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the game is afoot
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AMARA💕@simbyiiNov 7
I think casual, “surface level” friendships are actually really healthy. Not everyone in your life needs to be a ride or die!!
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You can be sworn in on whatever you want! I would probably do a copy of the complete Sherlock Holmes tbh.
profoundwhore (@profoundwhore) profile pictureprofoundwhore@profoundwhoreNov 8
What do they do if they’re an atheist I’m curious
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Yan Gomes (2022-2024)
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aidan@hockeyphobiaNov 8
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40eoq@40eoqNov 7
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some of my favourite Hitchcock quotes
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@CubsNov 7
A little extra shine for our Pete. 😌
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PCA … and the P stands for Platinum 😤 Pete Crow-Armstrong is the first National League center fielder to win the honor in its 16-year history.
Rawlings Platinum Glove Award National League Pete Crow-Armstrong Pictured: Pete Crow-Armstrong smiles in a posed photo day pic. He wears a home white pinstriped Cubs uniform and blue Cubs cap.

ALT Rawlings Platinum Glove Award National League Pete Crow-Armstrong Pictured: Pete Crow-Armstrong smiles in a posed photo day pic. He wears a home white pinstriped Cubs uniform and blue Cubs cap.

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PETE AND CODY!!!!! 😭🥰💙
Your 2026 Platinum Glove Award Winners Pete Crow-Armstrong & Cody Bellinger!
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That’s the power of glove 😮‍💨 Congratulations to the @Cubs, winners of the Rawlings Gold Glove Team Award as the Best Defensive Team in the National League for the second year in a row!
Rawlings Gold Glove National League Team Award Chicago Cubs Pictured: Two photos showing the Cubs celebrating after victories. The top picture features Cubs infielders, and the bottom photo features Cubs outfielders. They are wearing baby blue Cubs City Connect jerseys in both photos.

ALT Rawlings Gold Glove National League Team Award Chicago Cubs Pictured: Two photos showing the Cubs celebrating after victories. The top picture features Cubs infielders, and the bottom photo features Cubs outfielders. They are wearing baby blue Cubs City Connect jerseys in both photos.

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any item will do
sam pellegrino (@eddieredclife) profile picturesam pellegrino@eddieredclifeNov 6
[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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Employees of the stores on their breaks, generally.
ALL CAPS PUPPER (@ALLCAPSPUPPER) profile pictureALL CAPS PUPPER@ALLCAPSPUPPERNov 6
IF YOU GO THROUGH STRIP MALL PARKING LOTS THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE JUST SITTING IN THEIR IDLING VEHICLE ON THEIR PHONE, WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT
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Nothing is more Chicagoan than talking about where you went to high school.
Hendro Munsterman (@HendroM) profile pictureHendro Munsterman@HendroMNov 6
Me: "You did your secondary school in Holland." Pope Leo XIV: "The town next to where I grew up was South-Holland, Illinois. And then I went to high-school in Holland, Michigan. The Tulip Festival was always part of my life." 🌷
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work is done Office Safety 1991 / United States / Barr Films 💀sound on💀
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Burger 🫶🍔
jimmy falun gong (@eviIcherub) profile picturejimmy falun gong@eviIcherubNov 5
notice he used Burger to change american voters hearts and minds
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OMAR 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Jeff Melnick (@melnickjeffrey1) profile pictureJeff Melnick@melnickjeffrey1Nov 6
Seeing Mamdani with just a mustache now reminded me of one of the great mysteries of my childhood: why does Mom sometimes say the name “Omar Sharif” and then sigh dramatically?
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who did this
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As someone who can generally be pretty funny (or at least tries very hard to be so), I will note that if I am just standing around outside, I am probably daydreaming pretty heavily and it may just take me a second to realize that you spoke to me and what you said.
cie (@Iesbianbarbie) profile picturecie@IesbianbarbieNov 4
walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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May we have your attention, please… Your 2026 Silver Slugger finalists!
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