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I build apps that people actually use. CTO @Voquent. Powered by Swift, PHP and unhealthy levels of curiosity. Frequently irritating local authorities.

Dunfermline, Scotland
Joined December 2006
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Not seen anyone post about this before… when generating an image in @ChatGPT press on the image loader and it turns into a snake game 🤯
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hey @Coach I’ve seen crackheads with more honesty than your pricing team. £249 yesterday, £239 today, £450 in your fever dreams. uk.coach.com/products/savann… The wife says GFY
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If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".
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I was making more improvements to the bin apps over the weekend, heres a nice upcoming feature 😊
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NOBODY IS MORE STRESSED THAN A 25-35 YEARS OLD MAN THINKING HE IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
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President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."
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the perfect github repo doesn’t exi…
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This is a message to the fly-tippers blighting our towns and villages: For too long, your actions have gone unpunished. That ends now. We'll use drones and new tech to identify your vehicle. Then we'll crush it.
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Am I doing this right?
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Good night to everyone, except @_MaxBlade 🤣
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Living in everyone’s head rent-free
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"I'm all for paying the developer" says the person not paying the developer 🤣 get yer bins out!
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Dear Donald @realDonaldTrump Is there any way you could set up an emergency visa scheme for Brits to leave the UK for a short period until it regains its senses. I can leave tomorrow 🙏🏻 🆘
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Alright, did you have fun vibe coding with AI? Now build something useful.
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Current state of the dating apps for men:
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“Under a Labour government we would freeze energy bills. We wouldn’t allow them to go up.” ~ Keir Starmer Snake oil salesmanship. UK domestic energy prices are to rise by 6.4% in April to £1,849 a year on average.
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This picture will be framed by dads everywhere.
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