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I remember when all this was fields; and might be again. @paulbailey@mas.to or @paulbailey.social

North London
Joined August 2007
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In today’s least surprising news, @lastminute_com delivering awful customer service. Couldn’t be less helpful, everything is our fault, all whilst failing to deliver the service paid for. Avoid.
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Counterpoint: going to the pub should have equipped us with the ability to handle the thoughts of absolute bellends.
We were never meant to have this much access to the thoughts of absolute bellends.
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Is… anyone still here? I’ve come back to plug the website I’ve just built. countycricket.live All the official YouTube match streams on one page with score summaries. If you like #cricket I think it’s worth a look.
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Replying to @WiFiWarsUK
@WiFiWarsUK @robsedgebeer I was wondering what the difference is between the 6+ and 11/12+ shows is? I have a gaming-mad 10yo, and I’m considering the 11+ shows. Is that a terrible parenting choice?
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Yes, airlines/hotels use dynamic pricing for yield management. In a lot of circumstances, people can choose different dates/providers in response to those prices (which are displayed up front when you search). Not at all equivalent to concert tickets.
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If a band wants to charge £350 for standing tickets, I suggest that they should just have the bollocks to say that publicly. Not manipulate people into a high pressure decision to spend after hours of building tension with avoidable queues. PB x
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How surprising that the Gallaghers didn’t tell everyone they were using the Ticketmaster greed switch when they announced the ticket prices earlier in the week.
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Replying to @emilio_nico1
@emilio_nico1 Very sorry to see you go, but best of luck, and will continue to follow your career with great interest!
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Not in the top 200 results. I consider this a success, not a failing.
Go Google your name. If you're not the top result, you have work to do. Especially if you're giving conference talks or whatever.
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TOP DIPLOMATTING
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the G̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶s̶ English always win. All the best for the final on Sunday, England! #EURO2024
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Does anyone know when Rishi is going to be giving his last speech? I want to pop to the shops, but I don’t want to get caught in a shower.
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A lot of people are going to have to learn how to spell “Keir”. #keir #kier
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You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh. #truss
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The BBC were getting ready to cut to her concession speech, and she just walked off. Perfect.
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ITV pundits screaming for halftime subs. Failed (or non) managers the lot of them. #thefootball
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Including the year they first closed the Pyramid Stage (2002), 9.2% of Glastonbury headliners have been Coldplay.
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Replying to @oldmanradd
@oldmanradd Emilio really is a delight to watch when he gets going.
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Just been informed that I have to remove this if I want to be seen with my son outside of the house.
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