paul mitchell (@paulmitchell) profile picture

Satcoms and product development. I don't make shampoo.

Joined May 2008
Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)Photo by paul mitchell (@paulmitchell)
oof
❝They feel it. They live it. They breathe it.❞ - Tino Asprilla Barcelona '97. Tonight, it's our moment again. ✨
462
Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞 👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
1,246
7,114
1,949
17,999
1,876,521
Election Special 4: The Conservatives.
1,774
18,445
6,378
47,201
9,443,724
paul mitchell retweeted
"While running for Prime Minister on a platform of national security I had to publicly apologise for disrepecting D-day veterans."
19
477
12
2,908
143,199
Worth sneaking back into work for. All the feels. Newcastle we hear you 🖤🤍 @NUFC @worflags #nufc
134
1,250
276
6,389
paul mitchell retweeted
Potholes? Some people have swiss cheese memories filled with “enemies of the people” Read me: stopthetories.vote
1
3
8
1,910
At the heart of these local elections is a simple question - are you better off after 13 years of the Tories?
30
25
46
10,043
And what do you do when the library is closed? What happens if the information is better delivered via other media, like video, as opposed to written in books? What happens when the book you need is out?
1
1
2
136
What happens if the library is miles away and you don't have transport? What happens if you want to discuss the information with someone?
113
Bought @YorkshireTea gold thinking it was going to be a taste sensation. It's bland, more like Lincolnshire Tea or something 😔🫖 – at Whitley Bay, England
1
1
4
333
paul mitchell retweeted
Big Sam till the end of the season?
2
3
1
159
85,703
paul mitchell retweeted
Replying to @alanshearer
Well done Alan #standwithlineker
8
22
2
101
61,284
paul mitchell retweeted
I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.
28,194
30,023
10,193
377,409
29,274,677
Replying to @IanWright0
Good on you mate
561
338
257
26,267
2,266,133
paul mitchell retweeted
Lucky there are no producer guidelines on whether you need to declare facilitating an £800k loan to a prime minister while applying for a job as chairman of a broadcasting organisation….
BREAKING: Gary Lineker to step back from presenting Match of the Day until agreement reached on social media use - @BBCNews
298
4,512
159
21,905
1,536,815
Dear BBC, Can we assume the next series of The Apprentice will not go ahead until an agreement is reached with Lord Sugar?
159
1,780
109
10,190
790,089
paul mitchell retweeted
Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.
34,009
46,573
16,496
461,608
40,902,400