It rhymes with "scampi". Big nerd. Occasionally funny. Doesn't play well with bigots. Your husband is in my DMs. We're planning your next big gift.
Pensacola, FL
Joined February 2023
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Added my merch store to the bio link collection. Hesitant to direct link it for fear it gets shadowbanned.
Real life kinda sucks now and some purchases would help a lot. Here's three of my favorite shirts I've made.
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Fun Fact: Natalie Palamides, who plays Mara, the disaffected Progressive salesperson in the extended Flo universe(star of the new "momfluencer" ads), was signed on for Jackass 4. While she was unfortunately fired, the reason kicks ass - she choked out Wee Man over misogyny
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I’m sorry. How do you date somebody for a year and not know they’re this person.
I’m glad she voted for Talarico, but what the fuck was that relationship like beforehand?
This couldn’t have been a surprise. He didn’t become this piece of shit in one day.
Her year long relationship ended after he found out that she voted for Talarico. And she received this gem of a messages
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Fuck AI in general, but ChatGPT is better than Grok because ChatGPT isn't coded specifically to defend Elon Musk. Try to ask Grok this and it gets all self-righteous and clutches its pearls.
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Bring back Batman/Superman(or vice versa).
Keep World's Finest running in the past.
Just give me a Batman/Superman team up book in current continuity
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I believe Matt Walsh is really THIS offended about the Charlie Kirk jokes.
I just think he's ALSO too stupid to understand his own hypocrisy on the topic
The “jokes” about Charlie Kirk are heinous for reasons that have nothing to do with the fact that I agree with his politics. There is just something especially callous and soulless about gloating over a brutal, bloody murder we all saw with our own eyes. He was a young man and father of young children. We saw him get shot in the neck. The blood pour out. The natural human reaction when seeing something so violent, bloody, and shocking is to be moved and shaken by it. If instead you’re gloating and joking, it shows that this human part of you is dead. You truly are a soulless goblin in a way that’s only vaguely distinguishable from the guy who actually committed the murder. That’s what makes your callousness so disturbing for those of us who still have souls. We’re human and you no longer are. And that makes you a monstrosity to us. We’re not “offended” so much as revolted by the sight of you. You’ve become the spiritual equivalent of a maggot eaten corpse. You are a grotesquery, a morally disfigured beast.
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I don't really like the Titans as needing to be an analogue for the Justice League.
That's what Young Justice was for.
I do like that they're going back to acknowledging the Titans are under the JLU umbrella.
-2 powerless vigilantes (both batchuds)
-2 fake characters
-3 heavy hitters
-FIVE tech whizzes
-1 character with magic ties
-no speedster
-no archer
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A shared universe is just a never-ending battle between the nerds who see it as a puzzle to be solved, where everything has a place it fits and finding it is the fun and the dreamers who see what came before as a boundary no more real than the sky that must be fought against.
Marvel used to publish many handbooks that went beyond just the characters. There was the Marvel Atlas, a handbook entirely dedicated to the Marvel Universe that included original flags, maps, and so on. Brevoort said that, quite simply, they are things that have been abandoned.
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Hickmanposting on the app has me re-reading his stuff and I decided to go back to his SHIELD work.
The idea that intergalactic threats to the world predate the age of Marvels(which, tbf, isn't unique - Jason Aaron also touched on this with the Avengers of 1M BC) implies things
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Is this fucking engagement bait or is this guy actually this fucking stupid?
I realize they didn't compile the list - they're using somebody else's - but they used a picture of the wrong fucking character for #1.
Was it deliberate?
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I don't understand this pessimism about Clea when Time Runs Out is clearly being adapted for Doomsday and her appearance in Dr. Strange 2 directly played into the concept of the Incursions.
Anybody else on the list, sure; especially the ones from TV, but Clea? Give it a chance
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This is the best non-answer. Dave knows that Hulk is untrustworthy but he also knows that anybody following wrestling for any length of time knows this as well.
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Best thing Immortal Hulk did(and it was a good series overall) was establish Cosmic Rays as a weakness of The Hulk. Explained how The Thing, who’s pretty fucking strong, could take on The Hulk, who’s the fucking strongest.
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On the other hand, I made an extended reference to 1991’s Nothing But Trouble planning for it to bomb and people actually got the reference.
Second set wasn’t one I expected to do so it was a lot of stuff I’m not as confident in but I had one joke that completely fell flat and somehow I stayed with it and milked a bunch of laughs out of it anyway and I need that video but don’t have it.
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Sad only one male was on the list.
I’m sure there were others who could have made it but a lot were happy to buddy buddy with him
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Kane has spent the last decade proving everybody who said he was the most thoughtful wrestler wrong. Let’s give him the shovel to dig his own hole.
Washington Sun: A Former Pro Wrestler Could Be Tennessee’s Next Senator
Glenn Jacobs, the former Knox County, Tennessee, mayor better known to wrestling fans as Kane, has emerged as the favorite to fill the Senate seat Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tennessee) will vacate to become governor after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth was ruled out of contention, according to multiple people familiar with the jockeying.
washingtonsun.com/congress/f…
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Once again I do two sets and record the one other than what I should have recorded.
First set was good. I’m a funny guy. Having it recorded isn’t a big deal because I know these jokes work.
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