Entitled tweets about pavements by toddler Poppy (she/her) as interpreted by @samsterby (he/him)
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ALT A toddler in a buggy smiling with her hand on her head. A huge camper van is parked taking up most of the pavement, clearly on double yellows. There is room to get past, but it’s still ridiculous.
ALT A toddler in a buggy. The buggy is squeezing through a gap between a parked car and a lamp post. There is not quite enough room for it to fit through cleanly. The toddler is waving her legs and kicking the car with a happy expression.
ALT A toddler wearing a stripy yellow t-shirt sits in a high chair at wooden a cafe table. In front of her is a plate of cut pieces of cucumber and a drink in a sippy cup. She has her hands up under her chin.
ALT A toddler sits in a buggy waving a bottle of milk about. Behind her is the Lovell Telescope at Jodrell Bank. 📡
ALT A toddler in a buggy wearing yellow striped leggings with a grumpy expression. Behind her is a Parcelforce van occupying the entire width of the pavement.
ALT A toddler in a gated alleyway is holding a (full size broom). A little plastic pink child’s bike is next to her. She is working very hard.
ALT A baby fast asleep in a large green corduroy Silver Cross pram. Ahead the pavement is fully blocked by yellow (waterworks) barriers. There is a parked car in the road just next to it and an SUV driving past.
ALT A set of DELL•E mini AI generated images. The seed text for them is: “a baby in a pram looking angry about badly parked cars”… the images are both quite horrific and rather similar to my normal content.
ALT A small child in a bike trailer, which is stuck in a set of barriers by some tram lines.
ALT A small child peeps out of the side of her bike trailer, stuck in the barriers like a cage.
ALT A toddler with pudgy sausage arms, wearing a green dress and pink shoes is climbing on to a green skateboard. She is delighted. Background: a concrete driveway and crumbly garden fence with ferns behind it.
ALT A toddler pushes a bright yellow and red go-cart along the pavement. In the background, a street party is taking place on a suburban street: bunting, tables with food, people chatting, kids playing, etc. No actual cars are visible :)
ALT A baby dots in a buggy with an extremely cheeky grin on her face. She has a sun hat on her knee which looks a bit like the flex capacitor out of back to the future. The buggy is wedged between a pavement parked car and a lamppost.
