PhilippBuehler

Cloud pricing applied to literally anything else, i.e. the coffee shop: coffee is $5, but if you stay it’s free and we charge $0.06/minute unless you’re using internet then it’s $0.09/minute. First timers get 30 minutes free. Talking to others in the cafe is free. Voice calls outside the cafe are $1/minute unless its to our other cafe locations then its free for the first 12 minutes then $0.50/minute thereafter. If you have any problems write your issue on a napkin and throw it straight into the trash. If you pay for a premium support plan (contact us) then please step into the personalized Lamborghini to talk to your account manager. Enjoy your time at Cloud Cafe, please complete the survey on your way out.