Principal Architect at @AWScloud and food lover living in NYC. I tweet a lot of personal stuff and all opinions are my own (he/him)

New York
Joined March 2008
Awful online buying experience at @Bergdorfs! And I cannot even login on their website to try figuring things out! What a joke!
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Whoever at @apple can up with the design for the Timers needs to get a new job! And who approved it too! ZERO visual or haptic feedback, nonsense list of useless recently used times! #fail
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Even @Apple intelligence cannot spell my name right!!!!
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And I did not misspell it in the actual invite 🤣
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After the Madison Square Garden rally, how can black and Latino people still vote for trump? I am genuinely curious as it does not make any sense since it’s obvious he won’t do anything for them and literally hates all of them
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the @LensCrafters website is AWFUL!!! Every year when I need to schedule my vision appointment it feels like I need to go through so many hoops to login that I'd rather get all my hair pulled one by one!!!! 😡
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@LensCrafters : enter your zipcode to find nearby stores ME: enter 5 digits @LensCrafters :
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How weird are you if you think it’s ok to break the law and take pictures over a grave smiling and with your thumb up?
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Dear @Ticketmaster why cannot I use your website from my work laptop?
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The same “people” who pretend to defend family values and life, mock in vile way this boy who is just expressing his love for his father. They are just weird and think we don’t see through this! They only care about their supremacy! #weird #WeirdMAGA
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Haven't followed any new accounts here on Twitter for a while, this changed when I found @dudes4harris ! Support this cause and let's elect @KamalaHarris! #WhiteDudesForHarris
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It’s coming, hombre 🤣 #EURO2024
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Che chiavica di servizio che è il Leonardo Express. Cose da terzo mondo davvero! Povera Italia
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Julian Nagelsmann meeting Anthony Taylor in the parking lot
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Just had the oddest call from someone saying they were from @AetnaHelp and started off by asking me to confirm my full name and date of birth… of course I didn’t provide any info. If this is real, Aetna really need to change their scripts
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Dear @illyUSA, why do I need to add the recycling bag to my subscription manually every month??? And I used to get 3 now you only send 1 which is not enough to contain all the pods I buy...
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The healthcare system in the US is so screwed… a medicine refill at the pharmacy with my health insurance is three times more expensive than using a free app to get a discount… what the hell is this?
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Awful, awful service at @ZARA in @RooseveltField mall today! They should really train their personnel better. Very, very rude
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Dear @NYGov I know we had an earthquake, I felt it. Now STOP sending me amber alerts I am on calls!!! 🤣
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And... earthquake in New York City!!! Was small but holy crap was it a terrifying feeling!
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