Patrick Celli retweeted
Michigan vs. Ohio State for a trip to the Duke’s Mayo Bowl is gonna be absolute cinema.
Patrick Celli retweeted
Day 2 of full Democrat control of Congress.
Gas is still above $4 at my pump.
We’re still at war with Iran.
Local restaurants and businesses are struggling under tariffs.
And Democrats have done NOTHING but watch and laugh.
Isn’t that embarrassing?
Patrick Celli retweeted
Replying to @ScottPresler
MAGA down so bad they're celebrating wins in Guam lmao
Patrick Celli retweeted
The FCS Untapped Top 25 Poll for Week 10.
New to the poll:
2️⃣2️⃣ @GoMocsFB
2️⃣3️⃣ @UAlbanyFootball
2️⃣4️⃣ @BengalGridiron
#FCSUntapped | #NCAAFCS
Patrick Celli retweeted
Jackson, Mississippi residents just lost a major legal battle over lead-contaminated tap water.
A federal judge threw out their lawsuit, ruling that the U.S. Constitution does not guarantee safe drinking water as a fundamental right.
I just saw a commercial for zero sugar tea. Do people not know that tea has zero sugar? Is it just marketing capitalizing on the zero sugar craze thing? Is there something else in this tea like stevia?
Patrick Celli retweeted
2026 #MACtion so far:
- BallSac Bowl
- Fans calling plays for Akron
- WMU favorites in Pre-season poll
- UMass trying to win a game
- Sac State joining
- NIU leaving
What else?
Patrick Celli retweeted
Just another absolute BEAUTY by @pcell619 and myself 🤙🏻💪🏻
@immaculategrid
Patrick Celli retweeted
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
Dating life so bad it makes me want to go back to managing bars and have a kid with one of my subordinates




















