Not wanting to use twitter again, but feeling so guilty for depriving you all of the important thoughts in my head #thestruggle

Machine men with machine minds, and machine hearts. #thegreatdictator

When boys say " I wouldn't wanna have sex with you until you're ready " .. Well yeah that would be rape. 😑 @mackenZieekuli @StephGerhardt

Who are you to do the things you do, and say the things you say?

@mackenZieekuli WANTED: hot yoga partner #enduranceneeded#flexible

@mackenZieekuli not surprised you ate the Cheerios #fail

An opera singer, hipster and cowgirl walk into a bar ... @taltovar @npantscloutier #isthisajoke

Pain is only relevant if it still hurts.

Why is it every family gathering involves alcohol and illegal substances..#drugsnothugs #beerisbae

I think I spend about 10 hours a week at home these days ..

Can someone please have a bonfire ..

Guys with beards though.. 👌#ohhey

Wake up covered in mudd @mackenZieekuli #iwasintherodeo

You turned your back on tomorrow cause you forgot yesterday.

@mackenZieekuli I don't appreciate all the snapchat wiener ..#ThanksButNoThanks