Decades of predicting the next word in a sentence…poorly. One way time traveller. Former devrel @salesforce diving in to independent tech media with both feet.

Fragile oasis in void of space
Joined January 2010
Yo folks! I've been really quiet on here for a long time...with the occasional comment now and again. Like the rest of the world, I'm over on BlueSky at: bsky.app/profile/pchittum.co… Join me in the echo chamber there.
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I’ve not posted anything on this platform in years. But I really appreciated this and it hit me in a really positive way. So I’m sharing.
One my friends sent this beautiful post explaining Karma. I thought it’s worth sharing 😊
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First thing I've watched on Twitter in Months that has made me want to repost it. "When you give a novice a power tool, they lose fingers." (and WTF does "manuganate" mean?)
Morning bathrobe rant: vibe coding.
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We should be happy about the billionaire with billions in government contracts reshaping the very agencies which regulate his businesses or are investigating him?
Replying to @DonLew87
Someone tell me what is it that pisses you off about him looking for the fraud. Am I missing something ? Are you ok with people especially politicians stealing and getting rich off our tax money? I see it as you might not like Elon for one reason or another but he is finding the fraud. I can see why some politicians wouldn’t want this if they are involved in the theft but not tax payers. I am genuinely asking not looking for an argument.
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😂😂 Who did you think you were supporting, @elonmusk? For the genius you are reputed to be, you’re incredibly naive and don’t seem to have a drop of political common sense. SMH
Replying to @StevenMackey
The reason I’m in America along with so many critical people who built SpaceX, Tesla and hundreds of other companies that made America strong is because of H1B. Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot possibly comprehend.
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This resonates with me. Especially about optimism killing turn out.
I looked at the final tally from the election. Trump gained nothing. I said that shithead had a ceiling and it was true. A few things happened - and prepare yourselves to be mad at me for making this super fucking simple: 1) America has always had a problem with Black Women
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You too can own a shit sandwich for a 40% discount!
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This hits home.
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Trumpaloompa
Look. At. Trump's Face. This is from his rally last night. My god.
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to;dr: in modern history by every measure the economy has done better under presidents from the Democratic Party. And the dems are terrible at marketing their success.
Has the U.S. economy, historically, been better under Republican presidents or Democratic presidents? A Republican financial analyst decided to find out. His name? Bart Starr, Jr. (Yes, the son of THAT Bart Starr.) The answer may surprise you.🧵
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This right here was a classic!
I can see the exact day that @SalesforceDevs removed my Forcecraft video (youtu.be/eb3GgM1o_8I) from the APIs introduction on @trailhead. Ah well, it had a great run - 622K views across 10 years!
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Funny. And I thought the Musk Way was ketamine-riddled-rant-posting. 🤷‍♂️
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Muting this muppet was the only thing that made this platform tolerable anymore.
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Doing some research and building a presentation today. I came across one of those uniquely German descriptive words: Backpfeifengesicht
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Wow. @limebike is a revelation. Why haven't I been using this for the past few years? Having an eBike hire service is inspired. I got where I was going without to much huffing and puffing and not drenched with sweat despite an unseasonably warm early autumn day.
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Getting myself ready to head out to the #DF24 watch party. Classic @shirtforceOrg kit.
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Bugs bugging you? Errors eroding your org? Debugging got you down? Fear not, for I have a bunch of tricks and tips that'll help you clear the clutter and make your org smooth as butter. Join me at Florida Dreamin' in Oct to learn more (and maybe grab a Piña Colada after 🍹)
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Ugh! Gutted. @monkigras don’t suppose you have any extras of these laying about? (cc @monkchips)
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